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• 10:11 @viviane212 I guess I meant Codeine cough syrup, not Vicodin. Both pills seem to react badly w/yummy coffee. I’d be a bad opiatehead. #
• 10:11 @ForrestBlack Emergency services sirens in Hollywood are crazy louder than they used to be. #
• 10:18 Going 2 take hot bath, make iced latte, read Pearls B4 Swine, hope yesterday floats away by T minus 1.75 hours when work starts So much 2 do #
• 13:46 Some freak is getting her email for J. Crew & snapshots of her church BBQ sent to me & none of her pals will help fix. Want to get my mail. #
• 18:03 @RaygunRobyn I’ve totally listed URLs when replying to the creepy church lady’s friends, but the hits just keep coming. #
• 18:20 So do some people hallucinate naked people on www.blueblood.net or what? The NAKED is on www.blueblood.com/new.html /end PSA #
• 00:20 @youngsoulrebel If everyone hallucinates only their faves, they could do it for blueblood.net or blueblood.com a-ok #
• 00:22 @Ivy_Blue Amen sister #
• 03:00 @LukeIsBack That disappeared fast. #
• 03:00 @LukeIsBack Ah, the date. #
• 03:06 Tuesday has been a real tennis match between "Yay! Awesome! So excited!" and "Oh, fuck me, really? Really???" #

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• 11:00 Naked Psychotic Break Good for Avoiding Intimacy? tinyurl.com/dlkumk #
• 11:30 @viviane212 I’ve heard Vicodin & caffeine do not mix effectively. So I just drink coffee and cough. Hmm, might be time to make an iced latte #
• 11:34 @kumimonster Sometimes young teen girls know what they are on about. Go figure. #
• 11:35 Twilight doesn’t totally suck tinyurl.com/d6mtuq #

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Twilight Vampires

by Amelia G : March 29th, 2009

Twilight is out on DVD this week and, if you enjoy the tropes of cool sexy vampires, then Twilight is a fun watch. If you were just wondering whether or not to catch it on DVD or On Demand, then all you really need to know is that the movie has a pleasing cold color palette, nice-looking cast, interesting styling, creative quality directing, and a solid storyline with no plot holes and a satisfying ending. If vampires or lack of promiscuity or overwrought sexuality fill you with rage, then pass on Twilight, but otherwise it is enjoyable and hotter than I would have expected.

I admit that I would have enjoyed Twilight most between the ages of fourteen and fourteen. Yes, I know I said fourteen twice, but the target demographic for the movie is pretty specific. Realistically, the Twilight movie is probably aimed at girls aged twelve to nineteen, but it is just well enough done that it reaches beyond its core target demo. Not to put too fine a point on it, I think one of the reasons that vampires are so alluring to teen girls is that they are dangerously seductive, but they don’t put out particularly often. There is the aura of sexual excitement without the necessity to know precisely what to do with someone else’s private parts.

I wrote my thesis on Cross-cultural and Historical Vampire Legends as a Paradigm for Aggressive . . .

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Naked Psychotic Break Good for Avoiding Intimacy?

by Amelia G : March 29th, 2009

I admit that the majority of my unsavory pals would cheerfully take all of their clothing off in a grocery store for pretty much any reason at all. The partners of those in relationships would not think stripping down in a public place was indicative of anything out of the ordinary. Episode 203 of Breaking Bad, “Bit by a Dead Bee”, explores what happens if you live the sort of life where people do not get naked in food establishments. And then you step outside that world where everyone feels they know what to expect.

On Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston’s Walter White character neglects to mention to his wife when he decides that a dead high school chemistry teacher’s financial potential will be insufficient to care for his family. He neglects to mention to his wife that he might be earning supplemental cash by, ya know, cooking disturbingly high quality methamphetamine and putting his fine mind to figuring out how to distribute to the appropriate drug dealer meth channels without getting murdered or brutalized.

Is not telling his wife what he is up to in his final months before he is likely to succumb to cancer avoiding intimacy? Or are there spaces in one’s existence where it is important to be distinct from one’s partner and autonomous?

Would you fake a psychotic break with public nudity in order to avoid exposing a secret to your family members or . . .

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• 19:44 Watching Twilight DVD extras and running bath. #
• 19:48 @aagblog I think I’d just go with non-spermicidal #
• 19:48 @BrandonFord I sort of think Kevin Smith must have had to tone down his usual awesome foul mouth to get an R with the subject matter #
• 19:50 @dianacage Who knew alcohol and Phil Donahue was a potentially dangerous combo? #
• 19:55 @charliejane Different sorts of writing totally have different soundtracks. To read, I just tune everything else out, so music irrelevant. #
• 19:55 @Richard_Kadrey The tree said you were AWESOME! #
• 19:57 @BillyAntiseptic What did you tell him regarding your balls? #
• 20:00 @funkatron How does anyone not get what MicroSoft is saying there? Whichever product is better, marketing message not really disputable. #
• 20:04 @raquelita I think living at SXSW would be fun but wonder if Austin is like that 24/7/365. UT Austin was my safety school Would’ve been lush #
• 20:06 Kevin Smith Has a Good Eye for Porn tinyurl.com/cygluu #

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• 02:49 Not everyone at afterparty wants to check out Twilight. Hmph. #

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• 16:40 I’m really getting to the point where businesspeople saying "call me" sounds like admission they are planning on trying to pull a fast one #
• 04:59 @RaygunRobyn I heart Baltimore! #
• 05:09 @AltPornNet Thanks for the write-up on the Stephy set @ForrestBlack & I shot 🙂 tinyurl.com/stephyfolsom A personal fave. #
• 05:13 @Richard_Kadrey It would explain a lot if I’ve been looking for my virginity behind the refrigerator. #
• 05:14 @EssinEm Coupling is so fun. I love Jeff. #
• 05:17 @StephenLaughlin I am so excited about the Tesla stuff! Finally environmentally conscious cars that are not intended to be hideous! #
• 05:19 Was sad the horrid economy is making some people so venal & evil. Spent time w/loved ones & watched 30 Rock. Happy now. Economy normalizing? #

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• 16:44 @Fatty_D Trashy Lingerie makes almost all their stuff custom, so they could have made you something. They just suck and you are hot. #
• 16:46 @SydBlakovich You should write SAT questions! #
• 16:54 Stabby. Woke up during night, watched Presidential address+G’s to Gents, started work today w/o coffee or breakfast. Iced latte now. #
• 23:38 @pud Because sadly American Idol does not have a Hard Rock Week. #
• 23:46 Thank all that is good! Brazilian delivery food is here! #
• 05:51 @V6ughn Never okay for that to happen to ya. I ran out of coffee mixers yesterday and it screwed my whole schedule up. #
• 06:00 @persiankittycom Deeply. When my mom was stationed in Brazil, I was sooo into those meat-a-terias where they walk around with meat spikes #
• 06:01 Do loved ones make you stronger or more vulnerable? tinyurl.com/djspkt #
• 06:12 Adam Lambert Goes a Little Elvis with Tracks of My Tears tinyurl.com/dm7zn3 #
• 07:03 Dita Von Teese at Crazy Horse tinyurl.com/d262bk #

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Dita Von Teese at Crazy Horse

by Amelia G : March 26th, 2009

Dita Von Teese is currently performing her second sold out series of artistic burlesque performances at the Crazy Horse strip club in Paris, France. Every time I have seen Dita Von Teese perform, she has done something different. Whether she is rocking a glittering horse, a sudsy martini glass, portable fairy forest, or a bondage rope spiderweb, Dita earns her crown all over again every time she hits the stage.

She is also hard at work on a book of tips for glamour-queens-in-training who wish to emulate her classic beautiful burlesque look. I for one will be thrilled when various chicks who hope to model start emulating Dita Von Teese again, instead of thinking that any random assortment of tattoos makes them alt and sexy. I love well-considered original skin art, but I just don’t think counterculture and inked are synonymous. The reason we have women like Dita Von Teese in the mix on BlueBlood.com is that I feel she easily exemplifies being self-actualized, independent, and marching to the beat of one’s own drummer. If someone had told me sixteen years ago that some day I’d be turning away models because I felt like they got their tattoos for conformist reasons, I would have thought that could never happen. C’est la vie.

Sadly, I must also confess that I have had Motley Crue lyrics going through my head, ever since I first heard about Dita Von Teese performing at Crazy . . .

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• 14:27 Oh bleah, I have to go vote today. #
• 17:11 @lamaupin de-Tweeting feels sorta almost there #
• 17:12 @netik I always feel a little blue when I get back from a trip, just recalibrating to be home feels odd. #
• 21:16 @jonnodotcom LOL At least we got tosee Britney Spears, James Joyce, and William Shakespeare invoked in the same article. #
• 21:20 @violetblue Are you saying Hustler sent you press materials and DMCAed you for using them to promote Hustler? #
• 21:25 Hey, Jack Dorsey is pretty babelicious. Yowza Twitter! tinyurl.com/jackdorsey Never saw what he looked like before. #

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• 12:53 Lady Gaga is Bluffin with her Muffin tinyurl.com/dhrhgc #
• 12:53 Adam Lambert Sings Controversial Ring of Fire tinyurl.com/cqdfv5 #
• 12:56 Do loved ones make you stronger or more vulnerable? tinyurl.com/djspkt #
• 13:01 Sara X Babe Gallery shot by me and @ForrestBlack tinyurl.com/dfy342 #
• 13:45 @janejett I heart Billy Idol #
• 02:45 Stupid lil probs tonight Keyboard on workstation stopped working Ankle constant dull bone ache Took calcium if means early period Reading #
• 04:40 When someone dies, I feel I should be able to complain to the management & get it reversed, if it is not fair. Yes, I’m a lawyer’s daughter. #

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