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John Updike RIP

John Updike RIP

by Amelia G : January 27th, 2009

john updike simpsonsWriter John Updike passed away this morning. I used to confuse John Updike and John Irving, so I was, as a child, afraid to pick up a John Updike book, for fear someone would get their penis chomped during a blow job. Of course, that was “The World According to Garp”, but I already said I was a kid when this confused me.

Most obituaries today will probably mention the Harry “Rabbit” Angstrom novels which won John Updike two Pulitzers. The series is Rabbit Run, Rabbit Redux, Rabbit Is Rich, Rabbit At Rest, and Rabbit Remembered. I don’t really recall why I confused Rabbit and Garp, other than perhaps just the fact that both participated in somewhat unappealing grown-up sex I was too young to understand. I’ve seen a few obits today which refer to John Updike as a chronicler of small town life”, but only people from Manhattan think Ipswich, Massachusetts is small town America, John Updike wrote about the suburbs during a time when Americans were migrating from the cities to the burbs. On the topic of adulterers from suburban New England, John Updike once famously said, “if I have not exhausted it, it has exhausted me.” (Actually, I’ve seen that quote written a few ways over the years, so he once famously said something kinda like that which expressed that sentiment.)

For a writer, John Updike’s commitment to actually produce writing was inspiring. He was very candid about the fact that his prose writing paid the bills more than his fiction did, and that he liked the security of knowing that something along the lines of a book review would be published . . . and paid for. The Simpsons alluded to this in the episode “Insane Clown Poppy” where . . .

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Larry Bradby in Marquis 45 and on Blue Blood

Larry Bradby in Marquis 45 and on Blue Blood

by Amelia G : January 26th, 2009

Marquis 45 Big in America Larry BradbyThe new issue of Marquis is hitting European newsstands now. This makes twenty-seven or twenty-eight issues in a row of Marquis, the highest circulation glossy fetish magazine in the world, which have featured work by yours truly and Forrest Black. As you probably know, Forrest Black and I of course do the Big in America column.

For Marquis No. 45, Big in America was a spotlight on fetish photographer Larry Bradby. I first met Larry Bradby at the Richmond, Virginia home of fetish model Mistress Kali. Mistress Kali modeled back when everyone was still shooting film, so her name is perhaps not as known outside of the DC/Baltimore/Richmond corridor, but she was very compelling. In my own personal experience, a photograph Forrest Black and I shot of Mistress Kali ran in Tattoo Savage and readers wrote in to say they were getting our photo of her inked permanently into their flesh. That is how compelling Mistress Kali was. If digital photography and the internet had really been around then, she would definitely be even more well known. Larry says of Mistress Kali, “I owe my fetish photography success to her. She was the one that pushed me into fetish photography. Being a very good friend, I took her advice and put all of her ideas on film with my Pentax ME Super.”

Larry Bradby’s first big photo credit was, poetically enough, when he won the Marquis readers contest back in Marquis No. 11. Blue Blood has just inked a deal with Larry Bradby to run a huge number of erotic sets by him on BlueBlood.com. You all can expect the first one of sexy Nicotine, who you all know from the forums . . .

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Stephy is Love in an Elevator

I always liked unicorns. Stephy Slaughter put together her cool unicorn vest herself. Forrest Black and I shot this in her freight elevator. She was basically living in a night club when we crashed with her in SF a few months back. You know the drill: full effing awesome series of effing awesome Stephy in the Blue Blood VIP.

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PS There is only one week left to try a Blue Blood VIP membership for only $1 or to get a year at the deep discount of $99 for the whole 365 days.

Tweets

  • 14:36 @Halcyon Cool stuff. #
  • 23:40 Just wrote fangirl letter to writer I mentioned in interview for SpookyCash Hope he doesn’t reply with anything which makes me wish I didn’t #
  • 23:40 Just realized that of course I have my Twitter set to post my Tweets to Facebook . . . where I sent aforementioned fangirl letter. Doh! #
  • 23:41 @malixe Low blood sugar? Need to eat something delicious? Earthquake weather? #
  • 23:42 @BillyAntiseptic You know you are not supposed to insert the hotel room keys into anything but the hotel door, right? #
  • 23:44 Do you take pride in doing what you do well or at least trying to? tinyurl.com/cr4rms re: Starbucks and life. #

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Tweets

  • 14:11 Can smell espresso and sprouted grain toast I made, but need to go in other room and consume. All will see fuckable fish soon enough. #
  • 14:22 @DaveMora #dms-poll (1) Try to solve myself w/o help. (2) Phone txting. (3) Phone call. (4) Maybe hope for Tweet sympathy while waiting #

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Tweets

  • 13:05 How does TV production co ask to use work, get told no, use it anyway, think that is going to be okay? Because artist has purple/green hair? #
  • 19:22 just spent way too much on fuckable fish! #
  • 01:01 @drmangor cool background #
  • 01:02 @qDot Monster genitals! Where are you? #

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  • 20:41 One more week to get a BlueBlood.com membership for $1 tinyurl.com/avg8tq Just sayin’ . . . #

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Tweets

  • 11:24 Asst halfway made coffee plans for me. Don’t know if I should go to hotel to meet peeps or just get iced latte and get to work now. Argh. #
  • 22:37 @samanthagrace Very mutual. A pleasure 🙂 Hurray for boxed wine! #

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  • 12:41 Want to do something besides watch inauguration festivities today? tinyurl.com/9oc82y #
  • 22:24 Might need a mouth guard for reading email. Hope my dentist is available tomorrow. #
  • 23:42 @VimaSophia I have the Blackberry world phone and I really like it. #
  • 23:44 @Ivy_Blue I read that as diablo and cheese. Maybe I should have a midnight snack. #
  • 23:45 @janejett Ha, ha, I need to get a sexy blinged out mouth guard and claim it is J-rock. #
  • 23:49 @bpm140 "Indie" 103.1 was I believe a collaboration between Entravision (sp?) and Clear Channel. Not indie at all and no surprise there. #
  • 23:50 @TheDarklady Fortunately one’s nether regions and tongue heal faster than all other body parts. #
  • 00:23 @samanthagrace Are you and Fedora on my calendar? Signing off for the night shortly. #
  • 00:24 @EssinEm kinkycurvygirls totally. #

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Want to do something besides watch inauguration festivities today?

Want to do something besides watch inauguration festivities today?

by Amelia G : January 20th, 2009

mary jane barack obama inaugurationThe $1 BlueBlood.com sale is going to be coming to a close in just a few days.

With the inauguration of Barack Obama and the new administration, the world expects the economy to pick up. He could do nothing different and people’s expectations would help the economy. So much of how paper and digital money works has to do with trust and faith.

So we have faith that, pretty soon, everyone is going to be able to afford more than $1 for a BlueBlood VIP membership. There has never been a Blue Blood sale this discounted before, and there very likely never will be again, and this one is almost over.

The site currently featuring tens of thousands of photographs of 387 hotties and counting. From punks who like to smash things to ethereal gothic beauties to fetish deities, Blue Blood features the most stunningly and uniquely beautiful. A battalion of coffee table book and nightclub photographers have contributed to BlueBlood.com. Not to mention erotic fiction from some of the top names in genre writing and just a dab of video. The BlueBlood.com megasite offers excellent value with all the content from the multigirl gothic, punk, and rubber subsidiary sites produced by Blue Blood, as well as the world famous signature couples content, and the erotic fandom science fiction and fantasy content. And your BlueBlood VIP memberships pay to keep BlueBlood.net free.

And right now, you can check all that out for one dollar. Channel your inner Bixby Snyder and say, “I’d buy that for a dollar!” (Robocop references optional.)

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  • 15:04 Would you rather date John Cusack or the guy in the Porsche with eighties hair? tinyurl.com/6u8ptm #

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Be careful what you wish for.

I wanted to be a writer from the time I could read. As my father was a best-selling author in his (limited) spare time from practicing law, this seemed like a reasonable goal to me. Then my dad told me some Ben Franklin quote about freedom of the press for he who owns one. So then I wanted to be a publisher too.

Be careful what you wish for.

Would you rather date John Cusack or the guy in the Porsche with eighties hair?

Would you rather date John Cusack or the guy in the Porsche with eighties hair?

by Amelia G : January 19th, 2009

Scientology Celebrity Centre HollywoodYou know how all 80’s teen romances featured a girl the hero wanted. And you know how that girl was always romanced by some guy with a sort of overdone Kennedy scion kind of haircut, a Porsche or similar ride, and generally some country clubbish or yacht-person sort of clothing? Well, apparently whoever made the introductory Scientology film didn’t get that viewers were supposed to want to be John Cusack’s Lane Mayer in Better Off Dead and not Aaron Dozier’s ski champion Roy Stalin. It’s like rooting for the nameless college guy in the red sports car over Ilan Mitchell-Smith’s Wyatt Donnelly in Weird Science. Weird Science is apt here. More on this in a moment.

So I went to the Scientology Celebrity Centre for brunch yesterday. The building is beautiful and blocks from my house. (I had a friend pick me up in his BMW SUV because, when it came down to it, walking didn’t feel Hollywood enough for such a Hollywood moment.) Food was varied and pretty tasty. Service was friendly and adequate, but unexceptional and could have been mildly more attentive. I particularly liked the crisp waffles and the smoked salmon and capers. The regular water was excellent for Los Angeles, so they must have a good filter, and the orange juice was good enough. Say you saw the brunch in the internet and it is a discounted $25 a person for all you can eat, rather than the walk-in price of $30 a plate.

I had a good time because I went with friends. I will refrain from naming said friends, due to their general nervousness about the establishment in question. Now I have lived blocks from the Celebrity Centre for years and, after my recent . . .

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Have Syd Blakovich or Madison Young seen my stapler?

Have Syd Blakovich or Madison Young seen my stapler?

by Amelia G : January 16th, 2009

Syd Blakovich Madison Young AVNMike Judge’s Office Space is a hysterically brilliant piece on the soul-sucking nature of certain sorts of employment. The scene where they smash the fax machine is one of the most inspiring moments in American cinema ever. Viewpoint character Peter Gibbons, played with perfect comic timing by Ron Livingston, decides that, rather than quitting his job, he will simply stop going. He and his next door neighbor Lawrence, played with deadpan humor by Diedrich Bader, discuss what they would do if they had mad money. Lawrence’s only unrealized ambition is to have a threesome with two chicks.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ’cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Mainstream porn overflows with girl/girl sex, but it is all of the sort where the women are supposed to be into it because they are just soooooooo overheated and no man is handy, not because they like women. The male consumer can fantasize that all he has to do is show up with a taste of the real thing (i.e. cock) and that would just make those ladies’ day.

I find the whole issue difficult. On the one hand, I know that site members often enjoy girl/girl pairings, even if the women pictured would not normally have sex . . .

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