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My new career is going to be jacuzzi inspector

Portland is hot!

Portland is hot!

My new career is going to be jacuzzi inspector

Portland is hot!

Portland is hot!

Portland entry numero nine

Spent the morning masturbating with the jets in the balcony hot tub. Heinekin tastes better, but MGD bottles make better sex toys. Took a shower in the excellent quality water Portland has. Feel all tingley now.

Waiting for the bellman to put my bags in storage, so I can wander around the city until it is time to head to the airport.

Then going to check out what may be the largest book store in the world.

If I get to the airport early, I am going to get a massage. Got one at the Vancouver airport and it was great. Makes airline travel a lot less stressful.

I really needed this trip. I am going to come home so loaded for bear and ready to take on all the things I need to. Whoo-hoo!

Stay tuned for can’t-leave-the-house-eating-delivery-food-avoiding-fabulous-party-I-should-go-to-clowns-will-eat-me-and-copycats-will-be-rude-to-me post.

At least I have a sense of humor about it.

Portland entry numero nine

Spent the morning masturbating with the jets in the balcony hot tub. Heinekin tastes better, but MGD bottles make better sex toys. Took a shower in the excellent quality water Portland has. Feel all tingley now.

Waiting for the bellman to put my bags in storage, so I can wander around the city until it is time to head to the airport.

Then going to check out what may be the largest book store in the world.

If I get to the airport early, I am going to get a massage. Got one at the Vancouver airport and it was great. Makes airline travel a lot less stressful.

I really needed this trip. I am going to come home so loaded for bear and ready to take on all the things I need to. Whoo-hoo!

Stay tuned for can’t-leave-the-house-eating-delivery-food-avoiding-fabulous-party-I-should-go-to-clowns-will-eat-me-and-copycats-will-be-rude-to-me post.

At least I have a sense of humor about it.

Portland Entry #8

Ate polenta pancakes with fruit compote and fennel sausage and fresh grapefruit juice. Eating is really nice in this city.

I am going to make some more dough and come back here to write a novel like I’ve fantasized for years.

Right now I am going to get packed up and maybe hit the hot tub one more time before going bookstore exploring.

PS Damn, there are some hotties in this city. I forgot how much I love northern wardrobe and complexions.

Portland Entry #8

Ate polenta pancakes with fruit compote and fennel sausage and fresh grapefruit juice. Eating is really nice in this city.

I am going to make some more dough and come back here to write a novel like I’ve fantasized for years.

Right now I am going to get packed up and maybe hit the hot tub one more time before going bookstore exploring.

PS Damn, there are some hotties in this city. I forgot how much I love northern wardrobe and complexions.

Portland entry #7

Ate some more yummy cold climate food.

Got to wear my new skulls sweater.

Had another awesome shoot today. Long one. Apparently shooting on the balcony around 6pm on a Friday night can be an issue though. Forrest was downstairs copying the model’s ID and the model and I were admittedly being very bad on the balcony. She had this awesome terrifying fetish surgeon’s outfit and was waving at the people watching from the neighboring building. I confess I might have taken a few shots of the windows people were watching from. So Forrest comes back from the business center with one of the hotel people and the hotel person who was at the desk is like the next door hotel called to complain about flashing. How odd. We expected someone to say something, but our hotel is so fucking cool that they never said a word. They did however send the bellman up the street to go to the local deli and coffee shop to get the types of food and coffee we all wanted.

Really, there is a hot tub on the balcony, so it is not like our party could have involved the first naked people on there. Maybe the neighbors call all the time about balcony naughtiness.

The model and I decided the complaints about flashing must have been the studio lights on the balcony and not the nudity, so we did a series of her in the hot tub after that, just without the big lights. She and I bonded on being creeped out about germs and she is working on opening a coffee shop even though she avoids aspirin, much less caffeine. I have the coolest and most interesting models on the planet!

Portland entry #7

Ate some more yummy cold climate food.

Got to wear my new skulls sweater.

Had another awesome shoot today. Long one. Apparently shooting on the balcony around 6pm on a Friday night can be an issue though. Forrest was downstairs copying the model’s ID and the model and I were admittedly being very bad on the balcony. She had this awesome terrifying fetish surgeon’s outfit and was waving at the people watching from the neighboring building. I confess I might have taken a few shots of the windows people were watching from. So Forrest comes back from the business center with one of the hotel people and the hotel person who was at the desk is like the next door hotel called to complain about flashing. How odd. We expected someone to say something, but our hotel is so fucking cool that they never said a word. They did however send the bellman up the street to go to the local deli and coffee shop to get the types of food and coffee we all wanted.

Really, there is a hot tub on the balcony, so it is not like our party could have involved the first naked people on there. Maybe the neighbors call all the time about balcony naughtiness.

The model and I decided the complaints about flashing must have been the studio lights on the balcony and not the nudity, so we did a series of her in the hot tub after that, just without the big lights. She and I bonded on being creeped out about germs and she is working on opening a coffee shop even though she avoids aspirin, much less caffeine. I have the coolest and most interesting models on the planet!

Portland entry #6

Well, I can’t say I’m sleeping through the night much better for being out of town, but the change of scene is cool.

Yesterday, checked out the local square in Portland. Ate hotdogs. Had chicken soup. Had a mushroom tart.

Did some webmaster drinking. Did some more webmaster drinking.

Took a nap.

Did a shoot at a cool chick’s place. No one in Los Angeles ever wants to shoot in their home. I think it is partly because a lot of people there are fronting and partly because a lot of people are just coming through and won’t really move there until their ship comes in and partly because a lot of people have business stuff in their homes in Los Angeles. I used to always shoot people in their own space, partly for the models’ comfort and partly because there is something really real and erotic about that. Was cool to do it again.

Did a shoot at a punk rock dyke bar after closing time. Had to kick out the folks doing afterhours drugs on the bar. Hope they didn’t mind, but I prefer closed sets.

Fucked in the balcony hot tub while the sun rose. I guess people who got to work early today in downtown Portland got to see some extra-energetic action.

Was thinking about using the executive gym by the business center in the hotel, but I think I might go get some soup in the hotel restaurant instead. I’m not dressed for the restaurant, I’m dressed for a workout, but I’m charging it to my suite, darn it, so I’m thinking the dress code does not apply to me.

Actually, one of my mutant abilities when I was younger and more in touch with myself was to get good and appropriate service in nice places no matter what I was wearing. I could have multicolored hair and tape on my nipples and get a good table. I think it was my faith that allowed that. I believed in what I was doing and who I was sufficiently that it never occurred to me that other people would have any significant issues with it. The only place this did not work was Denny’s, which of course is not a nice place anyway and this is the main reason, besides the leaden food, that I don’t like Denny’s to this day.

Portland entry #6

Well, I can’t say I’m sleeping through the night much better for being out of town, but the change of scene is cool.

Yesterday, checked out the local square in Portland. Ate hotdogs. Had chicken soup. Had a mushroom tart.

Did some webmaster drinking. Did some more webmaster drinking.

Took a nap.

Did a shoot at a cool chick’s place. No one in Los Angeles ever wants to shoot in their home. I think it is partly because a lot of people there are fronting and partly because a lot of people are just coming through and won’t really move there until their ship comes in and partly because a lot of people have business stuff in their homes in Los Angeles. I used to always shoot people in their own space, partly for the models’ comfort and partly because there is something really real and erotic about that. Was cool to do it again.

Did a shoot at a punk rock dyke bar after closing time. Had to kick out the folks doing afterhours drugs on the bar. Hope they didn’t mind, but I prefer closed sets.

Fucked in the balcony hot tub while the sun rose. I guess people who got to work early today in downtown Portland got to see some extra-energetic action.

Was thinking about using the executive gym by the business center in the hotel, but I think I might go get some soup in the hotel restaurant instead. I’m not dressed for the restaurant, I’m dressed for a workout, but I’m charging it to my suite, darn it, so I’m thinking the dress code does not apply to me.

Actually, one of my mutant abilities when I was younger and more in touch with myself was to get good and appropriate service in nice places no matter what I was wearing. I could have multicolored hair and tape on my nipples and get a good table. I think it was my faith that allowed that. I believed in what I was doing and who I was sufficiently that it never occurred to me that other people would have any significant issues with it. The only place this did not work was Denny’s, which of course is not a nice place anyway and this is the main reason, besides the leaden food, that I don’t like Denny’s to this day.

Portland entry #5

Went to a dive bar to meet up with awesome model and friends. Forrest ate pizza and drank beer. I just drank a lot of beer. Discussed masturbation tastes, lesbian sex, birthday fisting, Hemingway, Cometbus, Subway’s food as a diet aid, college, writing, self-expression, and tits.

Had a really really really great time.

Never made it to the second club. Was told it was sorta far. Maybe it was.

Threw up eight or nine times. First time I have thrown up from drinking since I was a young teen I think. Trying to remember when the last time was and haven’t come up with it yet.

Took cab back to hotel even though it was close by.

Got in jacuzzi soaking tub for a while to get poisons out.

Had a lot of fun out last night, but more and more lately I feel like I’m some sort of odd rider in my head and that the activities I am engaging in are really just someone else I am watching do these things. Like a movie where I think the character is really a blast to hang out with, but I can’t say I really share her values or tastes.

Damn but Portland is fucking fun though!

Portland entry #5

Went to a dive bar to meet up with awesome model and friends. Forrest ate pizza and drank beer. I just drank a lot of beer. Discussed masturbation tastes, lesbian sex, birthday fisting, Hemingway, Cometbus, Subway’s food as a diet aid, college, writing, self-expression, and tits.

Had a really really really great time.

Never made it to the second club. Was told it was sorta far. Maybe it was.

Threw up eight or nine times. First time I have thrown up from drinking since I was a young teen I think. Trying to remember when the last time was and haven’t come up with it yet.

Took cab back to hotel even though it was close by.

Got in jacuzzi soaking tub for a while to get poisons out.

Had a lot of fun out last night, but more and more lately I feel like I’m some sort of odd rider in my head and that the activities I am engaging in are really just someone else I am watching do these things. Like a movie where I think the character is really a blast to hang out with, but I can’t say I really share her values or tastes.

Damn but Portland is fucking fun though!

Portland Fucking Rocks!

Great shoot today.

Off for beer and hot wings, followed by titties and costumes if not too snockered…

Portland Fucking Rocks!

Great shoot today.

Off for beer and hot wings, followed by titties and costumes if not too snockered…