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Joel Awesome Does Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge

Joel Awesome Does Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge

by Joel Awesome : October 9th, 2008

Joel Awesome Does Pirates 2 Stagnetti's RevengeLast week I had the curious privilege of seeing Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge on the big screen at the posh Orphium Theater in downtown Los Angeles. For those of you who don’t know Pirates 2 is the biggest budget adult movie ever made. Produced by Digital Playground and directed by Joone it features a cast of A list adult talent and a bevy of Hercules: The legendary journeys grade special effects. I was a guest at the premier because I and my girlfriend Kitty were extras in the movie. Being an extra in the biggest budget adult film ever made is kind of a strange honor and a little bit surreal. I had this opportunity because a good friend of mine was the assistant casting director on the film who one afternoon sent me a text out of the blue asking; “Do you have any pirate gear?” Of course I did. He wanted to know if I wanted to make a few bucks and be in a movie, so of course I said yes. He told me after I agreed what I had signed up for which only made me more stoked. The first day I was on set I was crazy. I had driven up from San Diego to Van Nuys for filming kitted out with my pirate gear and when I showed up was told that they needed 18th century-ish British Sailors. I’m fine with changing what I’m wearing but at the time my hair was two tone black and platinum and my nails were half an inch black acrylics which sent the costume director into fits. After I was hatted and be gloved (I think I just verbed two nouns) . . .

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Who wants a Putin judo DVD?

Who wants a Putin judo DVD?

by Amelia G : October 8th, 2008

Putin JudoVladimir Putin has released a judo video. You may recall that Vladimir Putin tied Anderson Cooper for Blue Blood fancy in the 2006 top hottest men countdown. Funkatron recalled and made sure he immediately alerted me when The Daily Mail announced what is obviously one of the most important DVD releases of the year.

Although the DVD includes hometown judo champion and black belt Vladimir Putin philosophizing about martial arts and demonstrating judo moves, he says that he feels the most important contributions are from his partner on the video, World and Olympic judo champion Yasuhiro Yamashita. Vladimir Putin feels that sports and health are vital to the growth and health of a nation and is happy to use his celebrity to help bring Yasuhiro Yamashita healthy wisdom to the people.

So far, I haven’t figured out who the publicist for the video is because I suspect it is someone who might generally promote . . .

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  • 13:06 Office is getting Chinese food from new place at Thistle’s recommendation! Was only a little hungry until we ordered. #
  • 13:14 Got a solution for the Black Dahlia murder? tinyurl.com/4t36ha #
  • 13:34 @Very_Wiley Having let student loans enslave me more than insurance, I’d have to agree you are right & they have the same well-meaning probs #
  • 15:00 @funkatron Wow! I don’t know if I need to know Judo, but I think I need that. #
  • 15:02 @soulcookie I will only excuse those puns because I accept sex puns and, for me, Putin puns fall under that category. Humina humina . . . #
  • 15:42 @chickgonebad You’re right, people pity me for not having insurance but I want to decide for my body. I’m fucked if I need major surgery tho #
  • 15:44 @corwynj Coffee was, alas, not the answer. Maybe I needed some you made. Trying Function drink now to, ya know, function. #
  • 16:05 @chickgonebad I’ve actually looked into medical tourism and some of it is a lot better than our system at respecting the patient’s rights #
  • 16:06 And they will do things like repair bad organs with stem cells instead of full transplants in the Far East. #
  • 22:43 Eating delish crab sushi. Super cool waitress on. Love neighborhood. #

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How do you respond to friends placing business before ideals?

How do you respond to friends placing business before ideals?

by Amelia G : October 4th, 2008

NWA VH1 Most Dangerous GroupI watched the Rock Docs: NWA: The World’s Most Dangerous Group documentary about NWA last night. Surprisingly, it made me think and actually somewhat changed my view on some things, most notably Ice Cube. I know, if something on VH1 made me think, apparently intentionally, then WTF is up with the universe?

I loathed Ice Cube the first time I heard his solo music. I first heard it at a time when the hip hop industry was working overtime at making it acceptable for white people to buy rap albums. Longtime Blue Blood readers may recall an article I wrote for the print magazine about my love of Ice T, which I called “I Shot the Sheriff and the Deputy”. (I’m a witty girl.) But the first stuff I heard by Ice Cube was not about the things I could relate to in an Ice T record. If there was anything about rage, disenfranchisement, and reaching for power on there, it was most definitely not for me. Ice Cube went on and on and on about how much white people overall suck and Asian people are this and Jewish people are this and white women are all ugly and blah blah blah. Apart from the deliberately alienating lyrics, this was also a time when rappers didn’t really tend to be that good-looking. Music television was around and MTV was instrumental in popularizing NWA, but let’s just say Ice Cube didn’t really have the good looks of LL Cool J, Nelly, or 50 Cent. Ice Cube looked like the pissed off guy who, if you had a party at your house, would get drunk and start breaking stuff as soon as his friends started having fun or getting laid. . . .

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Amelia G and Andy LaPlegua are Sent to Destroy

Amelia G and Andy LaPlegua are Sent to Destroy

by Amelia G : September 27th, 2008

In this original Blue Blood interview, Combichrist frontman Andy LaPlegua and I are drinking beer in, err, Mexico. I interview Andy LaPlegua about his Frost EP Sent to Destroy. We talk about horror movies, fetish, and what a dead hand smells like. How cute we look can be credited to Forrest Black . . .

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Coilhouse Magazine Launch Party

Coilhouse Magazine Launch Party

by Amelia G : September 29th, 2008

This video features my interview with Coilhouse editor Nadya Lev about the companion magazine for her Coilhouse web site. The video is directed by Forrest Black. Blue Blood theme music is by Tim Skold. The launch party portion of the video features yours truly, Nadya Lev, Anachronaut, Nixon Sixx, Allan Amato, Forrest Black, Billy Vahan, Eirik . . .

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Got a solution for the Black Dahlia murder?

Ramzi Abed’s Devil’s Muse Out on DVD

by Amelia G : October 6th, 2008

Devil's Muse Black Dahlia MovieDirector Ramzi Abed’s film The Devil’s Muse was released on DVD by Halo 8 last week. Ramzi Abed and I have corresponded for years. We finally met in person when we were both exhibiting at the Erotica LA convention.

In a surreal twist, I invited Ramzi to dinner with a few other cool creative people I know a couple days ago and it turned out that he and high end party planner Sabrina actually went to university together. I didn’t know this until we were literally walking into the restaurant. I guess I just have really specific taste in pals.

The Devil’s Muse is about everyone’s favorite unsolved Hollywood crime, the Black Dahlia murder. In case you are morbid enough to be reading this, yet not morbid enough to be familiar with this investigation, I’ll give you the quick overview. Elizabeth Short was a 1940’s starlet wannabe, who was good-looking, a snappy dresser, popular with the gents, and whose tortured corpse was found literally cut in half. Her murder remains one of the most intriguing cold cases of all time.

Ramzi Abed says, his goal was:

“to do a feminist version of the Italian Giallo genre of violent erotic thrillers, but only to subvert the sexuality and violence to showcase Hollywood’s . . .

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  • 13:00 How do you respond to friends placing business before ideals? tinyurl.com/4bsk9h #
  • 16:54 Why is it so hard to just pay for medical care? Insurance industry sucks. #

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  • 14:17 @jonnodotcom I soooooooooooo want some of those beignets now. Mmmmmmmmmmm. #
  • 20:03 @uihero I’d recommend a fake heist. Nobody has $140 mill to spend on art in this economy #
  • 20:11 @court3nay Video w/you tinyurl.com/4tc77u Sorry we missed your band last night. Hope some time #
  • 20:22 @jonnodotcom For the record, I asked *what* you were doing, not how. I was sure you’d be fine. #
  • 20:25 @jonnodotcom Also, I love South Park and loathe "Team America: World Police" #
  • 20:33 True Blood very expository tonight. Need to do laundry and organize work for assistant. Feel melancholy and up to maybe Mad Men & Entourage. #

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  • 17:24 Picking out costume items. #
  • 20:27 Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz #

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  • 13:28 Drinking iced soy latte and eating overpriced chocolate. Rule: If I have to go to Beverly Hills for horrid medical stuff, go to chocolatier. #

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Lamest Most Surreal Prank Call Ever

Someone just randomly called supposedly long distance from San Diego for the purpose of spewing a bunch of really random hate speech and that they were calling from a cancer research center for a survey about the election of something.

Priceless: They claimed they found the number on Craigslist in a personals ad.

I can just picture someone placing an advert: Lonely and bigoted? Looking for something to run up your phone bill on a Friday night?

WTF?

Before they really got going, I thought they might actually be calling from the stupidest survey ever and I asked them if they really thought two in the morning was a good time to be taking a survey. I just got in and was focused primarily on eating something delicious and picking something to watch on TiVo; I know a real survey was implausible. I had also heard of the political trick where one party would call at inopportune times and claim to be supportive of what was actually their opponent. I also thought it could be that. But no.

One really has to stay up a lot later than 2am to prank anyone gothic though. LOL

Back to Tofutti Cutie, crab cakes, and apple now.

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  • 11:56 Coilhouse Magazine Launch Party tinyurl.com/4al5xh #
  • 11:56 Nadya Lev photographer interview tinyurl.com/4al5xh #
  • 11:57 @funkatron Why did they cancel the book? That sucks. #
  • 12:00 @raquelita How do you explain a URL? I’m all like go to the little window you type sites you want to visit & select copy paste what’s there #
  • 12:08 Re-tweeting @ForrestBlack Very very very very NSFW tinyurl.com/3uy2mv is indeed kinda hot #
  • 12:09 Why is Fred the most popular boy in internet video? tinyurl.com/4kvnkn #
  • 15:57 waiting at dr. Cali privacy practices piss me off. Extra paperwork, no extra privacy #
  • 22:53 Having dinner with friends is awesome. Must remember to do this more often. #
  • 22:54 I had my first mammogram today and I still feel great! 🙂 #

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  • 10:21 Everybody Likes Cupcakes and Ass – @ForrestBlack interviews @raquelita vid tinyurl.com/4o3eza #
  • 10:22 Amelia G and Andy LaPlegua are Sent to Destroy tinyurl.com/4wnhp4 Combichrist video #
  • 10:23 Torchwood Season 2 Very Out on DVD tinyurl.com/3jkklm #
  • 12:10 @Very_Wiley What if I like the Roman Empire and used to have box seats for the Yankees and the Mets? #
  • 12:14 Hot n’ sexy Torchwood season 2 photo gallery tinyurl.com/4zgz5c #

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