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Ineffable

Ineffable

by Amelia G : April 10th, 2009

gia paloma easter bunny julie simoneApparently, ineffable is one of the most searched for words on the internet today. This is entertaining because it is ironic that someone should search for the meaning of a word which means that which has meaning which can not be expressed.

I think ineffable is one of those words which comes up around a holiday like Easter, as folks bust out scripture, while being a bit fuzzy on what the bunnies mean. So, as a service to the community, we thought we’d help everyone out with, not the nine billion names of G-d, but at least the ten most useful definitions of ineffable.

Ineffable is . . .

1. incapable of being expressed or described in words; inexpressible: ineffable joy. (Random House)

2. not to be spoken because of its sacredness; unutterable: the ineffable name of the deity. (Random House)

3. Incapable of being expressed; indescribable or unutterable. Unspeakable. (The American Heritage Dictionary)

4. Not to be uttered; taboo: the ineffable name of G-d. (The American Heritage Dictionary)

5. defying expression or description; “indefinable yearnings”; “indescribable beauty”; “ineffable ecstasy”; “inexpressible anguish”; “unspeakable happiness”; “unutterable contempt”; “a thing of untellable splendor” (Princeton’s WordNet)

6. too sacred to be uttered; “the ineffable name of the Deity” (Princeton’s WordNet)

7. Incapable of being expresses in words; unspeakable; unutterable; indescribable; as, the ineffable joys of heaven. (Webster’s Dictionary)

8. That cannot be described, incommunicable, indefinable, indescribable, inexpressible, undescribable, unutterable (Roget’s II: The New Thesaurus)

9. too great . . .

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  • 15:15 Blue Blood in Star pic Tweet from @ForrestBlack tinyurl.com/cfctab Wk went by fast/surreal Overdue for breakfast Need to get fired up #

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Blue Blood in Star Magazine

Star Magazine

by Amelia G : April 8th, 2009

Adam Lambert Star MagazineWhoo-hoo! Agent Aeon just alerted me about being on the cover of Star Magazine this week. A few days ago, a charming editor from Star (who knew they had nice peeps over there?) contacted me about the sexy blue photos Forrest Black and I shot of Adam Lambert. He also interviewed me about my impression of Adam Lambert, formed while shooting him at a Blue Blood-sponsored event, that I wanted Adam Lambert to win American Idol, etc. Mostly, we talked about Led Zeppelin (both fans, although only he has a Zoso tattoo) and booze (for excess, he prefers red wine and I prefer beer, he likes Pabst Blue Ribbon, I like Stella Artois, and we both like Shiner Bock.) I knew there was going to be a feature in Star, but I didn’t realize it was going to be a cover feature.

I am really happy, just tickled pink to have photography in Star without adjusting shooting style at all. The photographic work that Forrest Black I produce is very much about shooting individuals who, whether or not they are famous outside of their immediate circle of acquaintance, have enormous star quality with an alternative unusual aesthetic. Even in a room full of sparkling people, Adam Lambert shines extra bright. The night we photographed him, there were actually people who were pissy that Forrest Black and I took our time with someone . . .

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  • 01:30 Even when only seeing the top selects of thousands, going through hundreds of model submissions is an agonizing painful process. #

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This is sexy.

Just about every major video company has pitched me to make video for them. They just do not understand that this is what I think is sexy:

Blue Blood
(Image Courtesy of Blue Blood)

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(Image Courtesy of Blue Blood)

The first company to give me creative freedom and a budget and creative goals like this and I’ll be pleased to make something hot for them.

More reasonably SFW or at any rate non-nude Tudors pics on Blue Blood

Tweets

  • 17:03 @fakerockchick so easy to find something like the Prodigy video now and so hard when it came out, it was like this crazy unprovable rumor #
  • 17:04 Just listed myself in the localtweeps.com local Twitter directory in ZIP 90046 #
  • 17:08 Late night Ordered delivery bar food 4 breakfast. Feel like it should’ve come w/beer Had coffee Going to get another coffee w/@ForrestBlack #
  • 06:44 Sexy paintings style gallery of The Tudors from Showtime www.blueblood.net/gallery/tudors-showtime/ #
  • 07:00 BleeryOffJumpy. Didn’t really intend to be up now. Drink filter water. 2 watch ATHF TiVo got me w/o me asking & 2 sleep. #1 in the hood, G. #

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The Tudors

The Tudors

by Amelia G : April 5th, 2009

Tudors Showtime Jonathan Rhys Meyers Natalie DormerThe Tudors from Showtime has season one and season two out on DVD and season three starts today. You can view the first episode of the new Showtime season for free at this special link, albeit with one scene involving breasts blurred out. I’m assuming you all already know where to find delightful breasts anyway. If you watch the free episode of The Tudors, you will see a “previously on The Tudors” segment which, if you did not pay attention in eighth grade history, will contain spoilers.

Although show creator and writer Michael Hirst takes some creative license with the back stories for specific lesser-known characters, most of the plotline is set by history, so the really fascinating aspects of the show are how it explores the nature of power conflicts and how visually stunning the whole thing is. The Tudors highlights that King Henry the VIII’s efforts to, not only support the Reformation, but practically claim Protestantism as his own creation, was largely a matter of asserting his kingly power. King Henry wanted, as king, to be able to marry whomever he pleased and it did not hurt that looting the churches of England would be helpful for the sovereign’s war chest. Some characters, such as the queen’s minstrel Mark Smeaton, played by David Alpay, are embellished beyond what history knows about him, but it all serves to make the story very compelling watching and to explore how different people use different tools at their disposal to grapple for what they want.

This is all played out against beautiful scenery with impossibly sumptuous Tudor costumes, all selected to express both the individuality of the characters and the time period. The outfits are so impressive that the wardrobe and costuming team lead by Joan Bergin won an Emmy for an episode in season one and another Emmy for an episode in season two. One detail of the costuming which is inaccurate is that men in Tudor England wore tremendous codpieces to emphasize their manly packages. According to Joan Bergin in The Tudors: Royal Stylemakers, this was deemed likely to be too distracting to modern viewers. We do know how much modern viewers fear the cock. I wish folks would get over that, but the outfits in The Tudors are so lush and gorgeous that I covet them every episode for everyone I know. I would surely appreciate an invite from anyone who wants to hook me up with a private studio sale of costumes used on The Tudors. I will totally start dressing like either a dude or a chick from the 1500’s.

Tudors Showtime Jonathan Rhys Meyers Natalie DormerKing Henry VIII is played by Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Since the first time I saw him, I have thought Jonathan Rhys Meyers is simply one of the best looking men who ever lived. On first meeting Jonathan Rhys Meyers, my brother commented . . .

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  • 14:32 @Fatty_D Seriously, wtf was up with all the police sirens last night? & yes, it is weird to b ignored by anyone you slept w/ camera or not #
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  • 18:08 Test tinyurl.com/cbrxjc says I have same personality type as Barack Obama, Ronald Reagan, Dennis Hopper, John Cusack, & Ross Perot #
  • 18:34 @brainhound Entertaining assortment. What is your new career? I’m apparently going into politics or acting. #
  • 18:37 Freshened hair dye & deep conditioning now. Way overdue. So many act like I exist to serve their vanity that don’t take enough time for self #
  • 23:19 @ChadSavage Could it be picking up a weird keyword filter in the headers? Had that happen and was mystified before figuring it out. #
  • 23:19 Going out on the town. Hair dye day has been very successful for all involved. Punk rock. #

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Blow Art – Serena Toxicat Interview

Blow Art – Serena Toxicat Interview

by Amelia G : April 4th, 2009

serena toxicat blowBlue Blood hottie Serena Toxicat recently mentioned that she would be showing thirty of her art pieces at the Blow Gallery in Berkely, California. If you are in that neck of the woods, you can stop by 2112 Berkeley Way, Berkeley, CA 94704 for an evening of hotties like Serena Toxicat, art, and possibly some free booze. Most gallery shows have free booze. I try not to examine why too closely. Here you can examine the conversation Serena Toxicat and I just had about art.

Amelia G: What first got you into creating? Were you always creative?

Serena Toxicat: Apparently as a 5 year-old my painting looked like pointillism. My 1st grade art teacher raved about the stuff. After my dad saw how much I liked to color and paint, his best friend bought me a set of acrylics and I never looked back, except to kick my own ass to make more. I do so many things in the world of art and performance that my productivity in any one area tends to ebb and flow.

Amelia G: What are your favorite media to create in and how to you feel writing vs. visual arts compare for expressing yourself?

Serena Toxicat: I love acrylic and just developed a system whereby I draw in marker over an acrylic base. I also like making sculpture with found objects and occasionally indulge in photography. I made . . .

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Trent Reznor Needs Sheryl Crow’s Phone Number

Trent Reznor Needs Sheryl Crow’s Phone Number

by Amelia G : April 3rd, 2009

NIN Strobelight Trent Reznor TimbalandOkay, I’d like to take this opportunity to make a public service announcement. Trent Reznor announced that he was giving away free downloads of his new Strobelight album, produced by Timbaland, on April first. This seemed both hilarious and topical as Blue Blood has covered goth-industrial music since 1992 and even the Blue Blood precursor BLT ::: Black Leather Times had press coverage in that vein.

Although the email collection form on the Nine Inch Nails site did not request any financial information, NIN.com did bear the statement, “Your credit card will be charged $18.98 plus a $10 digital delivery convenience fee.” Apparently there are a lot of savvy consumers out there because, after we posted the feature and told Blue Blood’s sixty thousand close personal MySpace friends about the NIN article and opportunity for the download, we were deluged with messages and emails from angry consumers.

It seems that a lot of you are able to figure out from the fine print that you may not be getting a free lunch. You are apparently not capable, however, of reading a calendar. Allow me to repeat my previous statement with needed emphasis: Trent Reznor announced that he was giving away free downloads of his new Strobelight album, produced by Timbaland, on April first. The Strobelight album download announcement was an April Fool’s joke and I thought it was an awfully witty one . . .

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  • 12:14 Yuck. Skooby’s next time. Pink’s is disgusting now. Undercooked and getting orders wrong. #
  • 14:29 @Fatty_D Mmmm, I know, right, what was I thinking eating grody Pink’s when I could have headed home and had Skooby’s? #

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