In our continuing story “Everyone Wants to Eat Sookie”, Billith show’s up at Sookie’s and commands Warlow to come with him, as his maker. Huh. So Billith isn’t a flaccid do-nothing afterall. And then we get to see some museum diorama scenes from Warlow’s past….( Read more )
I was re-watching The Avengers this weekend and it occurs to me that Stellan Skarsgård is batting 500 when it comes to attractive offspring. He himself is looking a bit like Gollum these days, tho back in the day he did have a striking resemblance to Alexander, our beloved Eric Northman. Bill,…( Read more )
The smart, sexy, and all around enjoyable Eidiya just tweeted, “Wearing USA flag printed stuff even though it is “illegal” is by far the most “American” thing you could possibly do. #rebel #freedombaby” This reminded me that I wanted to share some images Forrest Black and I shot of her, which are currently live on BlueBlood.com
This week is the 4th of July, Independence Day in the US of A. Eidyia is independent, intelligent, and politically aware. And she has a great booty. So she is the perfect person for this year’s July 4 photo shoot. A good friend graciously allowed me and Forrest Black to bring Eidyia by late at night to roll around naked in her well-appointed dining room. I hope you all enjoy the results of our creative endeavors. We all certainly enjoyed creating these images. Happy Independence Day!
Okay, so now Billith can see the future and he has to save ALL OF THEM FROM THE TRUE DEATH. Ahahaha, the bitch caught fire! I guess you’re faith wasn’t enough, dumbass. So he sends Jessica to get some scientist to SYNTHESIZE Sookie’s blood to…..
That’s a good…( Read more )
I first came across the band Motionless in White because the lovely Blue Blood babe Franccesca de Struct said she was going to be in a music video for them. The song is called “America” and is a catchy guitar-driven goth-industrial rant about how, with all the corruption in church…( Read more )
I would really appreciate it if HBO would make the opening credits shorter. It’s been six seasons, we get it, we know the song. It’s one more thing I have to fast forward through to get to the shit sandwich that is this show.
Rutger Hower is NOT Warlow, but is Jason and…( Read more )
Look, there are people who like “True Blood”. I don’t know who they are, or why exactly, but they MUST exist or this show wouldn’t STILL be on the air. THESE reviews are not for THOSE people. Some kind of schadenfreude compels me to continue watching and writing so…( Read more )
I’m just going to say it: BEST GOT EP OF THE SEASON. If you are super sad the Red Wedding went how it did, you might not want to keep reading.
The internet has been super-pissed about HBO’s Game of Thrones since Sunday. Most families put a lot of unnecessary stress into the whole…( Read more )
This week’s penultimate episode of Game of Thrones opens with the line of the season: “Are you sure about this?” Spoken by Lady Cat, to her son Robbo, who has followed the path of honor to the edge of a nasty cliff.
Robbo wants to set up a last-ditch lateral move, attacking…( Read more )
This week’s episode of Game of Thrones opens on a single awakening eye. It’s a cool and peaceful morning, and young Arya Stark has murder on her mind and a rock in her filthy hands. The Hound is off his bender, though, and isn’t to be snuck up on. Lesson learned: next time,…( Read more )
Errata: I largely dismissed a Gaiman-written ep last week without rousing any sort of complaint or protest. I started this season by wrongly identifying a voice actor and that was a crime. Don’t you people have any standards?
Our finale episode of Doctor Who opens with a reeling orgy of…( Read more )
We begin our episode of Game of Thrones a bit south of the wall, where we have some manner of jealous intrigue developing with Jon & Ginger and Orell. Orell’s true feelings for Ygritte must have awakened after he cut her lifeline last week. Either that or he’s sick of listening…( Read more )
This week’s episode of Doctor Who opens on the set where Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing, which has been preserved at Pinewood studios under quarantine as part of an implacable, ossified turf war between a bunch of scary old spooks in MI5 and the NSA.
Kidding, it’s some sort…( Read more )
The new issue of Jennifer Link’s Auxiliary magazine is out now. Some of the makeup in this issue is really cool. The makeup by a Dannie Page in photographer Bailey Northcott’s Firestarter editorial looks really cool; it is over-the-top unusual and brightly colored and the photography…( Read more )
Quick note: The wife pointed out to me a thing I’d never noticed about the opening credits. All the cast members have appropriate sigils appended to their names. Family sigils for all the Lannisters and such, and more creative ones for the unaffiliated, like Conleth Hill (Varys). The…( Read more )