Transvestite Hooker’s Lovechild says, “I’ll be back”
So it appears that both Arnold Schwartenegger and Jerry Springer are considering running for public office. Looks like they are both eyeballing governor slots. I’ve thought Harrison Ford should run for president for a long time now.
So it appears that both Arnold Schwartenegger and Jerry Springer are considering running for public office. Looks like they are both eyeballing governor slots. I’ve thought Harrison Ford should run for president for a long time now.
Cocaine is a better preservative than 40s
Whoa. I just turned on the TV so I would hear when Insomniac comes on and it was on I think FOX and O’Reilly was playing an Eminem clip on something called “The Pulse” and then it cuts to O’Reilly saying that in ten years rap will be a dinosaur but Stevie Nicks is forever. Cut to Stevie clip.
How surreal is that. And how indicative that the man has no values, just a problem with aging poorly. I doubt that there is more than 2% intersection of values between that self-aggrandizing creep and the blonde singer he’d like to get with.
Whoa. I just turned on the TV so I would hear when Insomniac comes on and it was on I think FOX and O’Reilly was playing an Eminem clip on something called “The Pulse” and then it cuts to O’Reilly saying that in ten years rap will be a dinosaur but Stevie Nicks is forever. Cut to Stevie clip.
How surreal is that. And how indicative that the man has no values, just a problem with aging poorly. I doubt that there is more than 2% intersection of values between that self-aggrandizing creep and the blonde singer he’d like to get with.
Club Drunk
Wow. How surreal. Masuimi Max and I think Lucifire are on the web site Club Drunk. Somehow I doubt most of their members really get the whole performance. They can probably appreciate breasts though I guess.
Wow. How surreal. Masuimi Max and I think Lucifire are on the web site Club Drunk. Somehow I doubt most of their members really get the whole performance. They can probably appreciate breasts though I guess.
Pigs, Chickens, Loathing, and Espresso
I hate people who think the barter system means that they trade a pig for six chickens and then, after they have eaten the six chickens, they demand their pig back.
I hate when people have sixteen different online personas. And some of their personas have really rotten personalities. But if you seem like maybe you don’t like just one of those personas, then all fifteen other personas and the real life person decide to hate you forever.
I hate supposed pals who come crying to me to defend them when someone is mean to them. Then I am down on the person who was mean to my alleged friend, on my friend’s account, not because I even necessarily have a relationship with the person. And then my theoretical associate decides to be friends with the person they wanted to be defended from . . . and likes me less because their new friend doesn’t.
I hate people who start a project because they are inspired by a project of mine and then try to start drama, when really they could just appreciate that which inspired them.
I hate people I’ve done favors for who make up lies about me.
I hate that there are people who should know better who believe lies about me.
I hate people whose guilty consciences make them think I am talking about them when I am not.
I hate that my espresso machine is broken and I can’t decide if I want to stop drinking coffee long term or buy a new machine.
I hate people who think the barter system means that they trade a pig for six chickens and then, after they have eaten the six chickens, they demand their pig back.
I hate when people have sixteen different online personas. And some of their personas have really rotten personalities. But if you seem like maybe you don’t like just one of those personas, then all fifteen other personas and the real life person decide to hate you forever.
I hate supposed pals who come crying to me to defend them when someone is mean to them. Then I am down on the person who was mean to my alleged friend, on my friend’s account, not because I even necessarily have a relationship with the person. And then my theoretical associate decides to be friends with the person they wanted to be defended from . . . and likes me less because their new friend doesn’t.
I hate people who start a project because they are inspired by a project of mine and then try to start drama, when really they could just appreciate that which inspired them.
I hate people I’ve done favors for who make up lies about me.
I hate that there are people who should know better who believe lies about me.
I hate people whose guilty consciences make them think I am talking about them when I am not.
I hate that my espresso machine is broken and I can’t decide if I want to stop drinking coffee long term or buy a new machine.
It’s all good
Just finished a Gothic Sluts update:
I love this picture.
After having been to the chiropracter almost every day this week, my back is starting to feel right again.
My best bud gave me a gift certificate for a spa which gives all sorts of special massages.
I have leftover bbq in the oven heating up right now and South Park on DVD.
I’m feeling pretty darn good right now.
Just finished a Gothic Sluts update:
I love this picture.
After having been to the chiropracter almost every day this week, my back is starting to feel right again.
My best bud gave me a gift certificate for a spa which gives all sorts of special massages.
I have leftover bbq in the oven heating up right now and South Park on DVD.
I’m feeling pretty darn good right now.
I just saw some knob on a message board saying that media coverage of school shooting must be down because emo was becoming more popular than goth and kids were taking more Zoloft.
I know I shouldn’t take the bait on this, but I must vent:
The kids who shot things up in Columbine did not consider themselves gothic. They did not like gothic music. They did not dress in gothic fashions. They did not like Marilyn Manson.
They were given prescription medications by supposedly trained psych professionals.
The media just felt that calling it a gothic mansonite plot would be easier for the average person to get his or her brain around than explaining complex subcultural issues. Now the public is bored of hearing about pissed-off school kids so the media is covering something else.
People’s ignorance on the topic makes me want to listen to Dashboard Confessional and shoot people.
I Don’t Like Mondays
I just saw some knob on a message board saying that media coverage of school shooting must be down because emo was becoming more popular than goth and kids were taking more Zoloft.
I know I shouldn’t take the bait on this, but I must vent:
The kids who shot things up in Columbine did not consider themselves gothic. They did not like gothic music. They did not dress in gothic fashions. They did not like Marilyn Manson.
They were given prescription medications by supposedly trained psych professionals.
The media just felt that calling it a gothic mansonite plot would be easier for the average person to get his or her brain around than explaining complex subcultural issues. Now the public is bored of hearing about pissed-off school kids so the media is covering something else.
People’s ignorance on the topic makes me want to listen to Dashboard Confessional and shoot people.
Life of Vice
Some photography Forrest Black and I did of the always perfect Szandora is featured on the new Life of Vice site. If you feel like looking at a bunch of free pictures, some of which are very cool, and some of which . . . well, they are on interesting topics . . . then trundle on over to check out the new site. WARNING: In case the name Life of Vice was not enough of a hint, this is a not-safe-for-work site.
Love, Amelia G
Some photography Forrest Black and I did of the always perfect Szandora is featured on the new Life of Vice site. If you feel like looking at a bunch of free pictures, some of which are very cool, and some of which . . . well, they are on interesting topics . . . then trundle on over to check out the new site. WARNING: In case the name Life of Vice was not enough of a hint, this is a not-safe-for-work site.
Love, Amelia G
American Express is everywhere you want to be
Continuing the Bret Easton Ellis Theme . . .
Okay, the owner of this site gave me permission to post this picture, so long as I linked to his stuff. Does anyone besides me think it is funny that you can get to jerk off to this site for free or just look at the pictures for an hour for FREE. Of course, once that free hour is up, you have to PAY. Did I mention that the name of the site is COKE WHORES?