From the Evil Dingo

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. one weapon, real or fictional.
2. one song, real or fictional, blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person, real or fictional, to fight alongside you

Here are my answers:

1. One slutty outfit that Adam Monroe really really really likes.
2. It’s So Easy by GNR, Ministry/Skold extended remix because I want to scream, “turn around, bitch, I’ve got a use for you!” before zombie-smashing
3. Adam Monroe (yes, you are a dork like me if you get the reference)