YOU ALL REALLY ARE FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS!

The other day I posted the following riddle:

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets this guy she did not know previously. She thinks this guy is amazing, she believed him to be her dream and she fell in love with him right there. But she did not ask for his number and no matter how hard she tried she could not find him afterwards.

A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

r_u_b and stygmata and the_yellow_king win for most sexually amusing answers:

r_u_b: “because her dream man was really her sister after a sex change.”

the_yellow_king: “The sister is a transvestite or transsexual. The sister arrived at the funeral from her job, where she acts as a man, and had to change since her family is unaware of her proclivity. The woman was talking to her sister and her sister played along as she did not want the woman to know. The sister told the woman a few days later. The woman then killed her sister in a fury of passion, being straight and unable to deal with the fact that she had fallen in love with her sister as a man.

stygmata: “The sister was the man she fell in love with, cross dressing to the mother’s funeral. She killed her out of shock, and desparation because she’d never be able to have that man (her sister), and because of her sister’s audacity?”

troll_speak wins for most violently amusing answer:

troll_speak: “The man was someone hired by her sister to kill her mother. she finds out that this man was responsible for her mother’s death and because she can not find him, she kills her sister for hiring him to kill their mother.”

zombietruckstop wins for most amusing simple answer:

zombietruckstop: “Her sister was getting all sassy?”

Most of the rest of you either (a) heard it before (b) heard it before and want me to think you are a psycho or (c) ARE PSYCHOS.

“Right” Answer: The woman hopes to see the dreamy guy again and figures if he came to her mother’s funeral, he may come to her sister’s.

Supposedly sociopaths, especially serial killers, always draw an immediate straight line solution to the “right” answer. It is sort of elegant and brilliant in my opinion. Apparently the vast majority of people can not figure it out. I failed to get the “right” answer, but my brother did get it. Fortunately he and I tend not to attend the same funerals. (Note to self there, woodwardiocom.)

I suppose if I appreciate sociopathic thinking, but I do not think that way myself, that explains a lot about my life and why my friends and relatives (and my friends’ relatives) are apparently all psychopaths.