WTF, apparently I’ve gone through puberty a second time. Went to a webmaster luncheon today over by the Beverly Center. Then Forrest and I went shoppin’. Forrest got an awesome black shirt with sort of Dr. Suess black fuzzy spots on it, only subtle. I got three new bras at Victoria’s Secret. My breasts have been really bothering me recently and apparently the reason is that I was wearing a 34B or C instead of a DOUBLE D. Totally bizarre, although perhaps an explanation of some of how I’ve been feeling lately.

One of my new bras:

Where did those come from?