I just want people to be nice

I just want other people to be nice. They sure expect a lot of inconvenient extra consideration from me and they sure don’t give a whole lot in return. I can be as ferocious as the next girl, but I really do not like not being nice. I really do like being nice.

Ladies don’t start fights, but they sure as fuck all can finish them.* Why do people have to start with me?

*Bonus points to anyone who gets the mangled pop culture allusion there. hee hee