No matter where you go, there you are

And I went into the bathroom with Scar to show her the watermelon and the party director told me that there was no problem at all if I wanted to do drugs but please don’t hog one of the only two bathrooms for too long. I told him we weren’t doing drugs. We just wanted to take pictures of the watermelon.

He seemed so dubious that I couldn’t bring myself to ask him if the random watermelon placement was the movie reference I was thinking of or not.

I was a little insulted by the drug assumption. I’ve got good manners. Like I wouldn’t offer the host the opportunity to come share. Please.

Anyone get the movie reference or am I the biggest dork up in this mutha?