Note to self

When participating in drunk webmaster bowling before going to Long Beach . . .

(1) Realize that you will drink too much to make it to Long Beach in a timely fashion.

(2) When certain parties have bought you enough Heinies and banana daquiris that you might be willing to do the shot of Jager, DO NOT DO THE SHOT OF JAGER! IT IS JUST IMPAIRED JUDGEMENT MAKING IT SEEM OKAY. Jager and Grey Goose are from the same company and, if that is not culture clash, I don’t know what is.

(3) Where the fuck is my snapshot camera? I suspect it could tell me volumes about last night.