Dangers of the internet: your old girlfriends will know you got funny-looking

So I can’t sleep. So I just googled every guy I ever had sexual intercourse with. The only one I still sleep with is mighty fine and the rest who I no longer sleep with . . . or speak with . . . well, the years have not been kind. I feel a really rude desire to post photographic evidence of this, but I think a few of the people on my friends list know some of the parties and might think I’m a bitch.