Stir Crazy

I talk to people all the time, but I feel profoundly lonely.

I’m bouncing off the walls.

I just want to go for a beer with someone who is not there primarily to fuck my pussy or my business.

But I live in Los Angeles.

So I am going to go try out a new gym now. Given that my trainer is in Moscow doing an action movie right now, I am not so keen on my old gym. The new gym is endorsed by John Leguizamo and he looked pretty ripped in that prizefighter movie he just did for cable.