So I went to the Netherlands with my parents when I was 16. They asked me what I wanted to see. I said the Red Light District and the brewery. So they took me to tour the World Court. Shortly thereafter, I left home. While I was at university, my parents and my brother went and toured the Moet factory without me. I just bought a bottle of one of their less dry champagnes. Costs less than I thought it would. Tastes pretty good. Tastes like childhood and innocence and optimism.
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Have you still not seen the Amster red light district? It’s disappointing in a lot of ways, but very instructive. Most of the really hot girls have a mob of barking retards 20 deep around their windows (all of whom are too chicken to actually cough up 50 euros to get laid).
(I prefer Tattinger over Moet, but I like it dry. I found a kickass Alsatian white called Gmörk, you’d love it, even if it tastes a bit like adult nostalgia.)
Have you still not seen the Amster red light district? It’s disappointing in a lot of ways, but very instructive. Most of the really hot girls have a mob of barking retards 20 deep around their windows (all of whom are too chicken to actually cough up 50 euros to get laid).
(I prefer Tattinger over Moet, but I like it dry. I found a kickass Alsatian white called Gmörk, you’d love it, even if it tastes a bit like adult nostalgia.)
Nope, the closest I’ve come to seeing the Red Light District is watching Insomniac with Dave Atell. Maybe we will meet there some time.
You are a more sophisticated champagne dude than I am. Does adult nostalgia have a cistrusy bouquet?
Nope, the closest I’ve come to seeing the Red Light District is watching Insomniac with Dave Atell. Maybe we will meet there some time.
You are a more sophisticated champagne dude than I am. Does adult nostalgia have a cistrusy bouquet?
Copyedit: is cistrusy a word?
Copyedit: is cistrusy a word?
Food writing allows for all manner of fanciful abuse of the language.
Food writing allows for all manner of fanciful abuse of the language.
That ep of insomniac made me mopey. I’ve spent two weeks total in Amster, and I can still mentally navigate the city better than most places I’ve lived.
Adult nostalgia has a light nose and a crisp, refreshing body with a sadly insubstantial finish.
That ep of insomniac made me mopey. I’ve spent two weeks total in Amster, and I can still mentally navigate the city better than most places I’ve lived.
Adult nostalgia has a light nose and a crisp, refreshing body with a sadly insubstantial finish.