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Like one fandom events like TwiCon?

Like one fandom events like TwiCon?

by Amelia G : April 24th, 2009

Twilight vampiresPerez Hilton reports in Party Like a Vampire that convention booths are insufficient to entertain Twilight fans, so the series will be getting a large convention in Dallas dedicated to Twilight. The event is, perhaps not surprisingly, called TwiCon. It features a variety of comedy troupes who create respectfully humorous Twilight spoofs and a line-up of bands, most of which are inspired by the movie, but one of which, 100 Monkeys, is notable because it includes Jackson Rathbone who plays vampire Jasper Hale in the movie and its forthcoming sequel The Twilight Saga: New Moon later this year.

Popular Twilight fanfic site Twilighted is doing a fan fiction contest as part of TwiCon with a theme of romance 100 years in the vampire future. Would it be wrong if I mentioned that the only other individual fandoms which tend to receive dedicated conventions are Star Trek and Star Wars. And Star Trek really jumpstarted the erotic slashfic type of fanfic. I’m not sure whether it is technically accurate to refer to sexy fan fiction as a genre with a series of sub-niches, but it feels kinda accurate. Maybe if Star Trek is getting a sexy modern makeover, someone needs to write some threeway erotica fanfic involving Bella and Edward and Spock. Or . . .

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  • 02:46 @ForrestBlack I joined twitter 776 days ago – whendidyoujointwitter.com ? Nanny nanny boo boo #
  • 02:50 Adam Lambert Feeling Good tinyurl.com/d4x8r7 Disco suit vs Mobster chic … inverted but hot #
  • 02:55 Thistle just texted me that E! was talking about the pics @ForrestBlack and I shot of Adam Lambert. Cool. Thistle, what’s your Twitter acct? #
  • 03:30 @votefortheworst RT Final Five — Glambert Shines, And Other People Sing tinyurl.com/cpxor3 LOL BEST article title of the evening! #

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Adam Lambert Feeling Good

Adam Lambert Feeling Good

by Amelia G : April 29th, 2009

Adam Lambert Feeling GoodAdam Lambert was feeling good tonight on American Idol. The producers of the show chose to put him in the final performance slot of the night and it is a good thing they did because nobody else on there could have followed him. He took a fine strut down the towering American Idol staircase and sang a terrific rendition of “Feeling Good”. My only quibble of the evening is that Adam Lambert was wearing a white suit with a black shirt this week and a shiny black suit last week. This week is Rat Pack week and last week was Disco. Maybe the American Idol stylist and tailor were running behind schedule on the John Travolta Saturday Night Fever white suit outfit and ahead on the updated mobster chic black suit. Or maybe Adam Lambert was just looking to defy expectations and I can get behind refusing to be predictable, especially when the guy is that talented. And looks that fine in both black and white suits.

“Feeling Good” is a song made Rat Pack famous by Sammy Davis, Jr. It was, however, originally written for a critically-acclaimed, Tony Award-winning, commercially unsuccessful musical called The Roar of the Greasepaint – The Smell of the Crowd by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley. Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley wrote a lot of songs and musicals and are some of the most successful modern composers on the planet. Blue . . .

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  • 09:21 @SinnamonLove Sweets for the sweet ;-p #
  • 09:23 If I Can’t Have You, I Don’t Want Nobody, Baby or It’s Like Studio 57 Up in Here tinyurl.com/aidisconight #
  • 13:34 @digitalArtform How were you a Clio judge at such a young age? #
  • 16:11 @clintcatalyst Happy birthday redux tinyurl.com/ce6ocv #
  • 16:13 @digitalArtform I don’t think anyone but Idol’s Kara DioGuardi has ever been to the Studio 57 in her mind: tinyurl.com/aidisconight #
  • 16:20 Who can confuse Saturday Night Fever with SNL? tinyurl.com/aidisconight #
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Stephy Slaughter’s Pussy (PICS)

ForrestBlack and I shot Stephy (and her adorable kitty Bitey) in the dance studio/nightclub which was essentially her living room at the time we were crashing with her. Be careful because Bitey bites. Full series in BlueBloodVIP.

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If I Can’t Have You, I Don’t Want Nobody, Baby or It’s Like Studio 57 Up in Here

If I Can’t Have You, I Don’t Want Nobody, Baby or It’s Like Studio 57 Up in Here

by Amelia G : April 22nd, 2009

Adam Lambert If I Can't Have You, I Don't Want Nobody, BabyHow is it possible that a pop treacle show like American Idol can suck at disco? When collegiate-cutie-marketable-to-preteens Kris Allen did a slowed-down version of Donna Summer’s “She Works Hard for the Money”, I thought he totally owned it because Kris Allen is not a guy anyone would really see doing disco and the song was still enjoyable. I liked it the same way I liked Adam Lambert’s industrial world music take on Ring of Fire. Only, ya know, less so. Because I really really liked Adam Lambert performing “Ring of Fire” and would listen to that again repeatedly on purpose. Unfortunately, almost all the American Idol contestants tonight failed to do disco. What is the point of having a theme, if nobody does anything which really fits it?

Then again, this is a show where they inexplicably added an actual judge who can confuse Saturday Night Fever aka the movie which made disco a phenomenon with NBC’s successful comedy sketch show of the last three decades Saturday Night Live and the revered and legendary disco nightclub Studio 54 with Studio 57 aka the imaginary nightclub in her otherwise less-than-full head. (PS Dear Kara DioGuardi, the guy from Saturday Night Fever is actually John Travolta and Clark Kent is really Superman.) I understand that Kara DioGuardi is otherwise very accomplished and live television is very difficult, but . . .

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  • 13:54 OG Blue Blood magazine covergirl Cherry Jason and Ledgrey www.blueblood.net/gallery/100k/ #
  • 17:51 Ben and Jerry’s FREE ICE CREAM tinyurl.com/ch7fuz #
  • 17:53 @duckydoo If you saved $8,400 a year, wouldn’t that give you more security and be able to cover most medical procedures likely over time? #
  • 17:58 @aagblog Was never motivated to watch American Idol before. Hope Adam Lambert wins & not just cause I shot him tinyurl.com/ailambert #
  • 18:03 @duckydoo Doctor’s visit for serious top professional specialist, med school prof level is $500 max & if your $, don’t need permission. #
  • 21:57 @EssinEm What do you like to drink? #
  • 21:59 @janejett Where ya going? #
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Ben and Jerry’s Free Ice Cream

Ben and Jerry’s Free Ice Cream

by Amelia G : April 21st, 2009

ben and jerry s free ice creamIf you live on the West Coast like me, it is not too late to get free ice cream from Ben and Jerry’s today. Southern California has been having a crazy heatwave. I confess to worshiping at the alter of frosty central air conditioning, but I had to leave the house yesterday to get espresso beans for iced lattes and was stunned at how fast it has gone from chilly to insanely hot this year.

I guess this is the part where I should probably deconstruct the ways in which all strata of counterculture are marketed to disingenuously most of the time. I could talk about how people think there are these two hippies Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield who built an ice cream empire subsisting on a shoe-string budget, making strongly flavored ice cream according to their own personal quirky stoner tastes, and serving it in an old gas station. I could talk about the ferocious rivalry between Ben and Jerry’s and Häagen-Dazs and how Häagen-Dazs attempted to keep Ben and Jerry’s out of their distribution channels and Ben and Jerry’s repeatedly sued Häagen-Dazs and started a whole PR campaign with the slogan, “What’s the Doughboy afraid of?” If you are wondering where that slogan came from, the answer is that Häagen-Dazs is owned by Pillsbury, or at least was at the time, and Ben and Jerry’s was . . .

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  • 11:47 You know the economy is bad when Mercedes commercials start sounding like Crazy Eddie. (Yes, I’m making all ancient commercial refs this wk) #
  • 13:49 Naked Girls Smoking Weed – Best of 420 Girls tinyurl.com/d72v7y (This link SFW, but links in article NSFW) #
  • 13:50 BlueBlood VIP Site Passes 100k Photos tinyurl.com/dyppb2 (This link SFW, but links in article NSFW) #
  • 14:16 @digitalArtform Eep. Which link is broken? It seems like they work on my end. #
  • 14:25 @SydBlakovich Cleanses pass (if you’ll excuse the word choice), but you will annihilate in the ring & can reward with yummies after #
  • 15:24 Superna – The 420 Interview tinyurl.com/crtjhl #
  • 19:13 California v. Superna goes up in smoke tinyurl.com/dfa3b9 Thanks, Gram! #
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RIP J G Ballard

RIP J G Ballard

by thomasroche : April 20th, 2009

j g ballard conversationsThe Telegraph informs me that legendary author J.G. Ballard has died. Though the Telegraph obit leads one to believe that he was best known for his biographical novels Empire of the Sun and The Kindness of Women, in fact in my social set he was known as the author of perhaps the most bizarre, challenging, audacious, demented, and visionary apocalyptic fiction ever put to paper or pixels. Take, for example, his work “The Assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered as a Downhill Motor Race,” the title of which kind of speaks for itself. It was part of his larger work The Atrocity Exhibition, which I believe he originally wrote as a screenplay/multimedia presentation shown simultaneously on three screens. Probably his best-known speculative work is the absolute mindfuck Crash, which concerns the overriding eroticization of car crashes. It was made into what I considered a largely successful film by David Cronenberg, but the gaps of sheer vision between the film and the book are such that one viewing the movie hasn’t the foggiest idea what the book is getting at. It’s a work both bewildering, hilarious and utterly intoxicating. When it was published in 1973, people got kind of worked up about it.

About a year ago I went to see the Thrillpeddlers 2008 Grand Guignol program; as we entered, RE:Search Books publisher V. Vale, who has . . .

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Superna 420 Gallery

Forrest Black and I shot the lovely Superna in her living room. Painting and tattoos by Individual. More on BlueBlood.net. The whole thing in the BlueBlood VIP.

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420 Hookah Gallery

Forrest Black and I shot this in her bedroom. Lots more at BlueBlood.net. The whole thing in the BlueBlood VIP.

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Superna – The 420 Interview (PICS)

Superna – The 420 Interview

by Amelia G : April 20th, 2009

superna 420 interviewSo we posted the whole sexy series of Superna serving a couple pounds of weed in the BlueBlood VIP some time ago and, in honor of 4/20, we posted a free 420 photo gallery here. What we have not been able to share with you all, because her and Individual’s case was still pending, is that her home was raided shortly after this. Superna is someone who just lights up a room. In my experience, Superna makes everyone around her smile, so I am shocked and appalled that someone would do this to her. She always radiates a certain beautiful infectious joy and it broke my heart that she had to go through this. I guess I should probably also have been freaked out that Forrest Black and I shot this photo set at her home, actually during the time period her house was under surveillance, but at least the photos had nothing to do with her arrest.

Superna: Oh my god.. .it was like a movie! 20 swat officers with machine guns at 7am.. my 2 roommates were there, but Individual and I were in Louisiana . . . They kicked in the door while Willie was watching FOX News getting ready for work.. they also kicked in the two fences to the back yard. They expected a HUGE bust, which did not happen, so they looked like idiots! When we got back . . .

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