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Do you believe alien abductions really happen?

Do you believe alien abductions really happen?

by Amelia G : October 22nd, 2009

Olatunde Osunsanmi directs the beautiful Milla Jovovich in The Fourth Kind. Close Encounters was the third kind i.e. contact with extraterrestrials. The Fourth Kind is alien abduction. Apparently, there is a part of Alaska which has had an unusually high number of missing persons and an unusually high number of otherwise credible people who appear to truly believe they have been the victims of alien abductions.

The movie is part documentary and part reenactment, juxtaposing videotapes psychologist Dr. Abigail Tyler made of patients with reenactments by Milla Jovovich. I may have a stronger opinion one way or the other, after seeing the movie, but I’m personally on the fence on what to think about alien life forms performing experiments on humans.

By the way, according to the alien interaction scale, the second kind is collecting evidence of aliens and the first kind is just sighting a UFO.

Perhaps Kids in the Hall can offer some insight:

Alien 1: So what’s bothering you?
Alien 2: Ah, lately I just keep wondering what’s the point?
Alien 1: The point?
Alien 2: Yeah. What’s the point of what we do?
Alien 1: Sorry, I don’t follow you
Alien 2: Well, I mean, we travel 250,000 light years across the universe, abduct humans, probe them anally and release them.
Alien 1: Yeah? And?
Alien 2: Well, doesn’t it seem kind of pointless?
Alien 1: I really don’t think about it.
Alien 2: Well don’t you think you should?
Alien 1: No, I don’t think I should. I don’t think I should question the . . .

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Why does Candy Corn not taste better?

Why does Candy Corn not taste better?

by Amelia G : October 21st, 2009

gingerdead candy corn halloween

Gingerdead</strong></a>’s Calan Ree asks the important questions. Why is candy corn so emblematic of Halloween and why does candy corn taste so much less . . .

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  • 14:59 Don’t people like having friends? It makes me sad when I think I made a friend but really they want $ &/or sex. #

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  • 18:04 The internet has opened up some cool opportunities, but I think people were nicer & better-adjusted before it. #

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  • 15:48 JP Morgan Chase spent their bailout $ outsourcing to India where the hold music is appropriately the blues. #

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Nina Sin Satan Cheerleader

How awesome is it that Nina Sin has a cheerleader outfit like this!? Forrest Black and I knew we were going to shoot her in this outfit the moment we saw it. The only hard part was for all of us to stop suggesting cheers for Satan, so we would not be giggling through the shots. Full set posted to Blue Blood VIP today.

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  • 01:31 Okay, seriously, I know LA is proud of having the most helicopters, but this loud-ass man-hunt could stop any time now. So sleepy. #
  • 02:50 It disturbs me that my reminder to TREAT MODELS AS HUMAN BEINGS was controversial bit.ly/3dgtq (SFW) #
  • 04:13 The heart of Hollywood is convenient & exciting but not enjoying tonight’s helicopter manhunt followed by leaf blower bar & 7-11 clean-up #

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  • 21:36 Long grueling day. Big good news tomorrow. Now: food, South Park & re-reading Pearls Before Swine strips. #
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The Internet is for . . .

Like Dave Chappelle says, intolerable. (Except that my job is mostly pretty cool, aside from feeling responsible for so many people.)

I wish there was a battery of tests for IQ and reading comprehension, which people had to pass before they were given access to the internet. I would not ignore someone who was talking to me at a party, unless I felt really hostile towards them for some reason and was trying to be rude. Alas, too many people on the internet are not worth engaging at all, even when they are speaking directly to me. It just does not come naturally to me to dismiss people, even anonymous trolls, as too insignificant to reply to. And I always think people will see reason, if given the opportunity. LOL. But I’m learning. I hope.

One Drink Minimum

This is a sample shot from the 15th set of Rachel Face [info]forrestblack and I shot which has been published in the Blue Blood VIP. We shot this at a nighttime hotspot called The Jockey Club. We had to wait until after the bar closed and, when we got there at like 4am, there were still some, err, patrons using the bar. They were kind enough to more or less vacate for a while, so we could shoot.

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  • 05:58 @pinkberryswirl I am craving a Pinkberry, yet the earliest anything near Hollywood seems to open is 9am. #
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Happy Halloween

Molly Winters posted to Blue Blood VIP in a set by your truly and Forrest Black called Happy Halloween.

molly-winters-halloween03

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  • 10:11 @BlueBlood NSFW post: Masuimi Max has Fleshlight Endorsement bit.ly/zkWkz (RT) Yup, Halloween vampire toy. #

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  • 05:05 @TheUnclean let’s see now.food: ingested; caffeine: reloaded; porn: viewed; souls: reaped; corpses: hidden. so I guess break is over (RT) 🙂 #

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