Archer-Hating Wife and I were on a family trip last week, which was fun and ended with me contracting the flu and a respiratory infection at the same time. I’m on 5 different meds and laughing makes me cough until my vision dissolves into paparazzi flashbulbs, and I can’t tell if…( Read more )
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Snappy Attack Crocodile Turns Bright Orange by Amelia G on Blue Blood
So this crocodile attacked its water filter in a fit of crocodylian pique. According to Discovery News, there are various hypotheses about what in the animal’s tank might have made it turn orange, but nobody knows for sure. Pretty certain it is something which got into the water or into…( Read more )
The Following – Guilt by Raygun Robyn on Blue Blood
Murder isn’t easy for everyone, despite what The Following would have us believe. Jacob is having bad thoughts after killing his boyfriend ala Cuckoo’s Nest last episode. Paul is now haunting him and making him doubt Emma for sure, and maybe the Cult too. Emma’s noticeable…( Read more )
Don’t Forget to Eat Your Lunch and Make Some Trouble by Amelia G on Blue Blood
I love this Banksy artwork. The internet seems to think it is possible that the words are an anonymous addition and Banksy is not saying whether that part is him too or not. I like Banksy’s work in general, but this piece really resonates above and beyond.
I don’t think my mommy…( Read more )
The Following – Love Hurts by Raygun Robyn on Blue Blood
The FBI higher ups rake Bacon over the coals since they have been so ineffective in doing anything but falling into every one of Joe’s traps. Poor Mike is recovering but can’t help point out any suspects.
Joe continues to play pied piper to the children of his cult, further creeping…( Read more )
Luck of the Gothic Shamrock Babe (SFW PICS)
Much as I am entertained by green beer and getting tipsy in the street, I thought I would pass along these fun factoids to know and share:
(1) The holiday as really celebrated today started in the Americas.
(2) Use of the shamrock was added nearly a thousand years after the death of the saint, as a co-option of Pagan ritual.
(3) Leprechauns became associated with the holiday largely due to the release of a 1950’s Disney movie about them.
(4) Pubs in Ireland were required to be closed on the religious holiday until the 1970’s.
(5) The original color associated with the holiday was blue.
Full series of the lovely Ms. Poisoness on Gothic Sluts and the Blue Blood VIP. Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Larkin Love (Wo)mans Gun Turret (SFW PICS)
Bonus Blue Blood VIP and Erotic Fandom update.
So artist Kevin Flint made an apocalyptic gun turret. So I felt compelled to put gorgeous naked people in it. Busty beautiful Larkin Love comes with the delightful enthusiasm.
Celebrate Stabbing Day Right by Amelia G on Blue Blood
Beware the Ides of March. I’m not really going to inflict a Roman history lesson or a deconstruction of violence in politics on y’all right now. I’m not even going to make any Shakespeare allusions. I’m just going to share a couple memes I think are funny. It’s a…( Read more )
The Following – Welcome Home by Raygun Robyn on Blue Blood
Ack! Children of the Corn Cult! Man, RODERICK is a cop? Why are all these people swayed by Mark (Marc?) Antony!? I don’t give the general public a whole lot of credit in the brain department, hence QVC and those goddamn Doritos tacos, but it’s hard for me to believe that all these…( Read more )
Davey Suicide – Put Our Trust in Suicide (also SXSW AP Party) by Zander on Blue Blood
Any album that kicks off with a psychotic nursery rhyme sung by school children is indicative of only pure musical mayhem, and the searing firepower of Davey Suicide is a mushroom cloud leaving music fans everywhere in smithereens. Mr. Suicide’s full-length album Put Our Trust in Suicide is a…( Read more )
Immortalized, Episode 5: Love and War by Will Judy on Blue Blood
This week’s episode of Immortalized begins with a jittering Zach Selwyn promising to bring us the “ultimate death match”. It’s finally come clear to him that the reason for his bizarre captivity is the same reason no one ever mentions prizes, and the reason for the…( Read more )
Archer S4E9: The Honeymooners by Will Judy on Blue Blood
Archer Hating Wife is taking it easy on me this week, since I’m heinously sick and doing this recap ripped to the tits on Mucinex Cough Slayer sizzurp. Excuse me if I lapse into prophesy midway through.
This week’s episode of Archer opens with our boy Sterling’s thumb up…( Read more )
Aesthetic Perfection – A Nice Place to Visit by Zander on Blue Blood
Aesthetic Perfection? Yes, that sounds about right. Deep in the underground of rusty machinery, dim lighting, and shadow dancers is Daniel Graves shrieking tales of twisted romance in “A Nice Place to Visit,” a composition of manic, punishing electro that screeches and churns with all the…( Read more )
David Bowie – Where Are We Now by Zander on Blue Blood
The Thin White Duke is back? Ziggy is resurrected? Major Tom has returned to Earth? Whatever the case, David Bowie moseys on in after his hiatus with a relaxed stroll rather than a dramatic burst. His newest single “Where Are We Now” is rich in orchestral relaxations of pianos and strings,…( Read more )
Franccesca de Struct Sunlit Vamp (SFW PICS)
I love the contrast between Franccesca de Struct‘s soft classic features and strong goth-industrial look in this series and we went with a color palette to accentuate this. This is the 4th set Forrest Black and I shot of the stunning Franccesca de Struct for the Blue Blood VIP. Members get to, ya know, see the whole 128 picture shebang of sexy goth-industrial goodness.