We’re wrapping up this season with three episodes after tonight, hard to see exactly there this is all gonna go, but they better do it quick. Nice try, Claire, like running out of the compound was EVER gonna work. You didn’t even try to fight your way out? Now you got a Tracy Morgan…( Read more )
We begin our second Game of Thrones of the season with another installment of My How You’ve Grown, this time starring wee Brandon Stark, dancing through his dreams looking like he’s ready for freshman year at NYU. Even in his hallucinatory prophesy dreams he’s crap at archery,…( Read more )
The Doctor is moping around greater Manchester in the 80s, reading a Dennis the Menace comic and stalking young lovers. Must not be a big week for disasters in need of averting. A bit of additional stalking reveals that these are present-day Souffle Girl’s parents, and that her mom died…( Read more )
Tonight’s episode of Immortalized is the season finale. It’s been on my DVR for two weeks, much to my bafflement, and I’m sure this says everything we need to know about the show’s chances of a second season. You don’t randomly broadcast the finale out of sequence…( Read more )
Archer-Hating Wife ditched me tonight, having lucked into third-row seats for a hockey game. The Washington Capitals, after having sucked like Sasha Grey getting double overtime for months, are now in first place in their division, and I’m on the couch writing about a cartoon. I am all…( Read more )
If you have Bitcoins, you can now get a full year VIP membership to BlueBlood.com and all the membership sites under the Blue Blood umbrella. The price is just one Bitcoin and the first hundred people to sign up during this promotion will also get a free Blue Blood T-shirt commemorating the…( Read more )
So Mad Men star Jon Hamm is on the cover of Rolling Stone this week. The coverline reads, “Don Draper Exposed”. The new season of AMC’s Mad Men has been getting a lot of extra promo via the viral nature of John Hamm’s apparently enormous penis. A witty-but-unbylined…( Read more )
Is it bad that when I read a headline like “Nearly-nude woman accused in meat heist” and see a hot tattooed brunette girl’s mug shut, my first thought is whether I know her? The story in the Wasau Daily Herald by intrepid reporter Carolyn Tiry tells the tale of a woman who was…( Read more )
Now that the Cult has dummy Claire, Joe insists on antagonizing Bacon even further with an obnoxious phone call. He’s like an ex that you can’t get rid of. Or a bill collector. Or just those goddamn spam calls you get for cruises or whatever. I hate those.
Claire’s…( Read more )
Venerable model and naked girl database FreeOnes just turned 15. As part of their anniversary celebrations, they put together an infographic based on data they have collected about all those beautiful babes you look at on the internet. Today, 18% of the girls they track are inked up and 23% of…( Read more )
So, where were we? A shrieking comes across the blackness, and oh yes, Fat Sam Tarly in heaps of trouble. Luckily he has Ghost and a few dozen friends to save his bacon. Wait, Ghost? Anyway, Sam blew it with the ravens, so the Unhappiest Campers are headed for the wall to warn everyone about the…( Read more )
Apparently, in addition to being the last day of WonderCon, the finale of The Walking Dead, and the first episode of the new season of Game of Thrones . . . today is also Easter. Just ask Batman and Robin.
So we left The Doctor in Victorian London, gleefully throwing himself into the Mystery of Souffle Girl, having nominally defeated Withnail and his snow globe via the magic of ruining Xmas. Which was touching and funny and if Souffle Girl has a nebbishy and eternally persistent boyfriend I quit…( Read more )
This week’s Immortalized begins with a load of crazed, sweaty bombast from Zach Selwyn, whose hands trace ever more complex glyphs of desperation.
Our challenger? Erich Carter, whose clients include A-list celebrities, and whose patter sounds coached. This is more apparent after hearing…( Read more )
Archer-Hating Wife and I were on a family trip last week, which was fun and ended with me contracting the flu and a respiratory infection at the same time. I’m on 5 different meds and laughing makes me cough until my vision dissolves into paparazzi flashbulbs, and I can’t tell if…( Read more )