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Troma Spurs Occupy Cannes Movement by Amelia G on Blue Blood

Troma Spurs Occupy Cannes Movement

Troma kingpin Lloyd Kaufman has been a big influence on me. See his Toxic Avenger stuff in college probably quite literally changed my life. I am going to keep this brief, as I am totally running late right now to get to The Big Photo Show. Ironically, I got a late start today because I was…( Read more )

The Following – The Final Chapter by Raygun Robyn on Blue Blood

The Following – The Final Chapter

We made it to the last episode. We slogged through those last couple episodes, clinging to the hope that there is going to be a payoff with this finale. Or at least some more stabbings. Joe’s story is drawing to a close and it’s looking pretty grim for him. He’s already been…( Read more )

Game of Thrones S3E25: Kissed by Fire, or You’d Rather be Kissed by Snow by Will Judy on Blue Blood

Game of Thrones S3E25: Kissed by Fire, or You'd Rather be Kissed by Snow

We begin our new episode of Game of Thrones in the BWB Batcave, where Thoros is leading evening prayers and Lord Beric is getting into character in preparation for Sandor Clegane’s trial by (wait for it) FIRE!
First off, if this is supposed to be a fair fight in the eyes of the Red God,…( Read more )

Doctor Who, Episode 710: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS by Will Judy on Blue Blood

Doctor Who, Episode 710: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS

We open this week’s episode of Doctor Who on the Nostromo/Nebuchadnezzar, or rather, the dingy greenish interior of a spaceship with grouchy dudes arguing about salvage. One of them is an android, one’s sleeping. And I’m guessing two of them are the Van Baalen bros., so one…( Read more )

Doctor Who, Episode 710: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS by Will Judy on Blue Blood

Doctor Who, Episode 710: Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS

We open this week’s episode of Doctor Who on the Nostromo/Nebuchadnezzar, or rather, the dingy greenish interior of a spaceship with grouchy dudes arguing about salvage. One of them is an android, one’s sleeping. And I’m guessing two of them are the Van Baalen bros., so one…( Read more )

Undying Apocalypse Zombie Heroes Kickstarter by Amelia G on Blue Blood

Undying Apocalypse Zombie Heroes Kickstarter

A while back, the fabulous Raygun Robyn covered the Wasteland Weekend for Blue Blood. Now, if you are like me, whenever your friends show you fun pictures of Mad Max style shenanigans in the desert, you think to yourself that you’d love to attend something that cool-looking. As soon as…( Read more )

The Following – The End is Near by Raygun Robyn on Blue Blood

The Following - The End is Near

We can do this. There are only two more episodes that we have to sit through in this season. What happened to us, The Following? In the beginning we were all, hey, what’s up. And now we’re all, please make it stop. Where did we go so wrong? I thought we had something special. I…( Read more )

Game of Thrones S3E24: And Now His Watch is Ended, or The Things That Are Taken by Will Judy on Blue

Game of Thrones S3E24: And Now His Watch is Ended, or The Things That Are Taken

It could be that GRRM has a thing about hands. Hand of the King, Half-hand, Short-hand, you see where I’m going. And now we have Jaime with his hand strung around his neck, in a revolting parody of his dad’s badge of office. Ruthven’s boys are making dreary sport of him, for…( Read more )

Doctor Who, Episode 709: Hide by Will Judy on Blue Blood

Doctor Who, Episode 709: Hide

We open in 1974, and this being England, it could pass for any time from 1950 to 1978 to me. If we’re in Scotland, my apologies.
Anyway, drafty country estate, roomful of mad scientist electronics, Doctor and his lovely assistant at work on a mystery. No, not The Doctor, some other chap…( Read more )

420 California Girls by Amelia G on Blue Blood

420 California Girls

I live in the heart of Hollywood and there is tons of commercial space for rent here right now. I am surprised at how many places have been trying to get a tenant without success for as long as they have. Except that places which have been empty for literally years still have asking prices of…( Read more )

Tragedy Journalism Makes Me Sad by Amelia G on Blue Blood

Tragedy Journalism Makes Me Sad

It might seem like a tautology to say that tragedy journalism makes me sad. But it makes me sad beyond just what is awful about it.
Of course, I feel bad when I see that a plant in Waco exploded to disastrous result and the graphic images of people who were the victims of random mass violence…( Read more )

The Following – Havenport by Raygun Robyn on Blue Blood

The Following - Havenport

Alright, The Following. You started out strong and you’ve slowly petered out to drivel where you don’t let your female characters do anything but suck. I do not approve. Remember when our plucky FBI cult expert did stuff? Now she just stands in the background and looks concerned….( Read more )

Game of Thrones S3E23: Walk of Punishment, or Set Up Time is Over by Will Judy on Blue Blood

Game of Thrones S3E23: Walk of Punishment, or Set Up Time is Over

We open with the viking funeral of Cat’s dad. Doing the honors with the fire arrow is the sinister 2nd in command to Capt. Davos in last night’s Doctor Who. He’s having no better luck here, and after 3 misses gets roughly relieved of duty. (And totally owned.)
And we have a…( Read more )

Doctor Who, Episode 708: Cold War by Will Judy on Blue Blood

Doctor Who, Episode 708: Cold War

North Pole! 1983! Not even really the 80s yet! Pretty much the 70s with cheaper synths! And beneath the slightly cheesy looking CGI depths, it’s a Soviet sub! And holy dickens, it’s Davos from Game of Thrones! His beard looks fantastic!
OK, I’ll settle down. Capt. Davos and his…( Read more )

Archer S4E13 Finale: Sea Tunt Part II by Will Judy on Blue Blood

Archer S4E13 Finale: Sea Tunt Part II

Archer-hating wife update: It’s my birthday, and it’s the Archer season finale. AHW and I are in a mellow and tractable state. Expect a slightly rambly recap with some typos.
(Note: In a previous life I was a professional copyeditor, until I realized that the job was essentially…( Read more )