Hee hee. Here are some more recent resolutions:

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Get in shape.

Dye my hair more often.

Drink less caffeine.

Go to more conventions.

Make some money for a change and sue some people who deserve it.

Sue some people who don’t deserve to be sued (even though they actually deserve to be curbstomped instead.)

Write a science fiction novel or start a science fiction magazine or something similarly unrealistic