PSA

Ladies, you can booze it up to your heart’s content and shove the entire nation of Columbia into your nasal cavity if you want and I have no problem with that, but could you please not do it the night before you have a photo shoot scheduled. It makes you all cock-eyed and swollen and then I have to throw out images and photo sets where there is nothing wrong with Forrest’s and my concepts, composition, and lighting. My inclination has always been to just work harder to make someone look great. In the future, I think I might just cancel anyone who shows up looking like last night’s backwash. Why should I have to work harder because someone else partied harder?