If I ever have to fill a kiddie pool with #whippedcream again, like I did when I worked for #supersloppydoubledare live, I now know where to go. In Virginia, they were very concerned I might do #whippets and only my #backstagepass and aggression saved the day. After that, whenever any of my friends wanted to inhale #nitrus they just claimed they needed the topping to fill a kiddie pool. #truestory
