Archive for 2009

• 16:00 Amelia G Rocks Scientologist Socks tinyurl.com/9ygo3r #
• 18:49 @ELROSS How cool! I hadn’t noticed there were John Adams catchphrases, but my queue has been all American Revolution documentaries since. #
• 18:56 @AdultMarketing Masturbation does so count. #
• 18:59 @thelovelybrenda Invoice them. #
• 19:01 @youngsoulrebel Cause you are too intellectual to smell BS? 😉 #
• 19:05 @raquelita Their readers need your deliciousness. They’ll probably link if you ask. #
• 19:17 @babysinead You have lots of interesting things to say. I’m sure many want to hear PS tinyurl.com/9cyqxw #
• 21:58 New embed of Sharon Osbourne splashing some manners onto some Playboy CyberGirl tinyurl.com/9u8xr6 #
• 22:04 @lzrbnny Only things seen about you are altporn.net interviewed you & @babysinead says you’re rude. Reason you’d try to pick fight??? #
• 22:07 @babysinead Never been to a meeting, so I’m sure there’s stuff I don’t know. Article was meant to be humorous piece on Scientology sign. #
• 22:08 @babysinead Will be interested to hear more of your thoughts in BB.net venue w > 140 char. Meant no offense. Apologies if one was given. #
• 23:01 @babysinead Info is from people I know, memoirs I’ve read & social science degree. Humor piece on Scientology sign-making widget. Not hate. #
• 23:22 Did everyone on the internet eat a bowl of Cheerios and rage this morning or what? So many too angry to have normal discussions Bad economy? #
• 23:33 @LAsnark LOL FTW! I think that is like a disturbingly accurate insight. Thanks 🙂 #
• 00:49 @lzrbnny You’re making such a big deal over it. Really, what opinion were you expressing on a random "10 good sites.their alexa reports."? #
• 00:50 @Weebeasty Let’s go for breakfast! 🙂 #
• 01:22 @Weebeasty I like my bacon organic and uncured, prefer pork, fat cooked all the way through, crisp fat and leather meat. How do you take it? #
• 01:23 @Weebeasty Is it bad that I typed porn first and only made it the intended pork when I re-read before posting? Bacon, bacon, bacon . . . #
• 02:55 @bruitist I was thinking pork bacon, but bacon porn could be intriguing. Or at least I might be into being fed bacon and then fucked. #
• 04:54 I have a new favorite late night gourmet diner! #

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Did everyone on the internet eat a bowl of Cheerios and rage this morning or what? So many people seem like they have such bees in their heads that they are too angry to have normal discussions about the most unimportant little disagreements over even the most minor topics. Is this a result of the bad economy or what is it?

• 16:10 @lzrbnny I assume @ForrestBlack meant that aggregated as a network Blue Blood is #1 for traffic not work. Your list is traffic, right? #
• 17:27 @lzrbnny Most experts count indiv sites. Are you counting Blue Blood as a network or indiv sites? Confused. Can you explain your metrics? #
• 17:27 @Very_Wiley Are you attempting to claim you drank less than $9,000 worth of beer during your college years? ;-p #
• 18:37 @lzrbnny SG uses Hot Topic biz strategies, not Wal-Mart ones. Maybe your list should be "The Alexa of 10 Good Sites" if that’s your intent. #
• 22:59 Today rocks all over yesterday. Clean, cozy, going out on town. #
• 00:52 @pud Netflix does if you have an account. TiVo (not a site, but…) does too, but the Netflix one is more accurate. Amazon so-so. #
• 01:30 @jimmcanally Hey baby 🙂 Also re: Penthouse they owe me aff dough I hope to see & when they went under last they owed me photography dough #
• 04:29 Sharon Osbourne Charm Schools Megan Hauserman (VIDEO) tinyurl.com/sharon-osbourne-fight #

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Amelia G Rocks Scientologist Socks

by Amelia G : January 4th, 2009

Los Angeles can be a difficult city to make deep connections with others in. I know literally hundreds of people who I genuinely like and enjoy in Southern California, but I can’t say most of them know me particularly in-depth or vice-versa. Sometimes I find it difficult to escape the feeling that every interaction is somehow tainted with business. And not in a cool getting-neat-creative-projects accomplished sort of way. A lot of people get a certain kind of bone marrow level lonely in Los Angeles and turn to drink, drugs, or specific religion.

I’ve said for years that, if I stayed in Los Angeles for long enough, I would need to end up either in AA or the Church of Scientology. I live walking distance from the Church of Scientology Celebrity Center and this may mean I am required to become a Scientologist because I have a few problems with Alcoholics Anonymous or Narcotics Anonymous.

There are a few traits AA and NA folks tend to pick up, which I would really be disappointed to find in myself. AA people are always simultaneously telling you that they are more virtuous and goody two shoes than you and more wild with fuller and more exciting lives than yours. This is rude, but a potentially unavoidable side-effect of working the program.

Secondly, AA and NA people always make their struggle with addiction the whole narrative they hang their existence on. I know some amazingly accomplished Hollywood artists who believe the story of their lives is how they got addicted to something and then dealt with being addicts. The books they have written, music they have performed, and people whose lives they have made better are all footnotes; the real story for AA folks is the road . . .

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Sharon Osbourne Charm Schools Megan Hauserman

by Amelia G : January 5th, 2009

So reality television shows have this creepy format thing where they bring back a season’s cast for a six month reunion. Like being on a reality show was tantamount to going to college or something and the whole class needs to get back together to reminisce and see how everybody turned out.

Admittedly, my family is kinda not into things like reunions or even graduations, so the last graduation I went to was when I finished sixth grade. I somewhat regretted not going to my own college reunion this spring when Barack Obama turned out to be the keynote speaker. So maybe I just don’t get the reunion thing, but I’m still in touch with a lot of people I went to school with. On purpose. Because I like and enjoy them. Because I shared enjoyable and life-forming experiences with them.

College does not seem much like reality TV, but VH1 did recently do a show called Charm School where rock manager extraordinaire and TV personality Sharon Osbourne and seminal nightclub impresario and TV personality Riki Rachtman were the deans. I guess the idea was to teach some manners to chicks who previously tried to date Flavor Flav or Bret Michaels or somebody like them.

One of my most embarrassing Hollywood moments, when I first moved out to Los Angeles, Forrest Black and I went over to visit sexy bassist Megan Maddox, when she was in, I think, Tairrie B’s My Ruin and possibly Taime Downe’s The Newlydeads as well, to shoot her for Tattoo Savage. A couple of other people, who I knew from Los Angeles nights on the town, were also hanging out there, and we all had the misfortune of watching Sheryl Crow do a GNR cover. So we’re all cringing and I tell some anecdote about . . .

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• 06:29 @nerdkink Maybe they use hammers for sex? #
• 06:31 Friends keep asking if I’m doing Vegas this year, but, to send me, Blue Blood wants to know what is the ROI on $9,000 worth of beer? #

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New Year, Nice Balloons, Sale Prices

by Amelia G : December 31st, 2008

BlueBlood.com will be finishing up 2008 with a celebratory balloons set of the lovely Voltaire, lensed by yours truly and Forrest Black. Nothing says “party” like balloons on a hot naked tattooed girl. Well, maybe other things say “party” like that, but balloons on a hot naked tattooed girl are still very festive. Blue Blood’s New Years gift to all of you is the opportunity to try a BlueBlood VIP membership for only $1 and, when you sign up, you will be given the option to add a membership to Erotic BPM as well, also for only a dollar.

My best NYE ever did involve a trip to Las Vegas where they blew up a building to celebrate the start of a fresh year. New Years Eve Vegas-style featured fireworks and dynamite and police and drunk people in the street and everything. Perhaps some contemplation was involved as well, but it’s hard to top that, even during subsequent Las Vegas NYEs. Although admittedly I frequently stay in on New Years or spend it with just a few close friends and family members. Ringing in the New Year and celebrating my birthday are primarily my bi-yearly personal performance evaluations. Basically, I like to use those dates as opportunities to reflect on how I am doing at achieving what I’d like to and I usually set goals on the New Year.

This New Years, I recommend avoiding a hangover and curling up with access to both all the BlueBlood VIP sites and ErotiBPM for $1 each. You can always have a champagne brunch tomorrow with what you saved. Just sign up on the BlueBlood.com sale page and check the box for EroticBPM when you enter your . . .

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• 14:53 Started to call grandmother to chat while making latte, eggs, bacon. Only she has been dead for over five years. Must have needed latte bad. #
• 20:49 @colinrmacdonald How do you do that? My brain misses school. #
• 20:50 @chickgonebad They should at least make domed cities on earth. #
• 20:55 Fuck it. I should have used my AK. #

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I was just getting set to make some coffee, eggs, and bacon. I picked up the phone to chat while cooking, even though I’m not a big phone person. Mostly use it to talk to family. And I started to dial my grandmother’s phone number. Only she has been dead for like five years now and the number I was starting to callhasn’t been hers in a lot longer than that. Guess I really really needed that iced latte.

I remember the Fathers Day after my father’s father died, he started to shop for a gift in a window and then remembered his dad was dead.

Do you ever forget people are dead?

• 11:48 Hangover is one of the most searched terms on Google today. Going to champagne brunch once latte does its magic. Not hungover, just sleepy. #
• 06:31 Sabrina’s Sweet 16 Empties Restaurant of Champagne tinyurl.com/9hlw5s (Barbie style art pics) #

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Sabrina’s Sweet 16 Empties Restaurant of Champagne

by Amelia G : January 2nd, 2009

Although I spent actual NYE contemplating my goals for 2009 and feeling pretty good for a change about how well I did on my 2008 resolutions, I did go to champagne brunch this morning. I haven’t quite determined all my primary goals for the New Year, but Blue Blood just turned Sweet 16, so we’re all pretty celebratory about that, so that should tie in with those resolutions somehow I think.

Although this is Blue Blood’s first and only Sweet 16, my friend Sabrina has a fabulous Sweet 16 birthday party every year. She is a brilliant event planner, so her events tend to be varied and fun. When I say she is a brilliant event planner, I don’t mean in the Cartman tea party fantasy way some people claim they are good at stuff, but in a she just got a hundred million dollar budget to plan events for 2009 kind of way.

Today’s festivities involved getting a whole bunch of us our own colonnade sectioned off from the beautiful Chateau Marmont patio. (I could tell what a colonnade was in context, but, if you were wondering about the precise definition, according to the dictionary, a colonnade is “a series of regularly spaced columns supporting an entablature and usually one side of a roof”.) Apparently Sabrina had to bump some other party of twenty for us. She explained the details of how this was accomplished, but, really, she just cannot be denied. We were all much better behaved for champagne brunch than we were at her birthday. Certainly, I was.

There were a few people at brunch who I totally had zero recollection of having met before. Hopefully they didn’t think I was being stuck up saying “nice to meet you” . . .

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• 16:49 @janejett Cops are out on the roads in force for New Years. #
• 16:51 @JasonCalacanis How would one train to be expert on breast milk and marijuana? #
• 16:52 @EssinEm Means you are doing it right. #

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