Archive for 2008

New Year, Nice Balloons, Sale Prices

by Amelia G : December 31st, 2008

BlueBlood.com will be finishing up 2008 with a celebratory balloons set of the lovely Voltaire, lensed by yours truly and Forrest Black. Nothing says “party” like balloons on a hot naked tattooed girl. Well, maybe other things say “party” like that, but balloons on a hot naked tattooed girl are still very festive. Blue Blood’s New Years gift to all of you is the opportunity to try a BlueBlood VIP membership for only $1 and, when you sign up, you will be given the option to add a membership to Erotic BPM as well, also for only a dollar.

My best NYE ever did involve a trip to Las Vegas where they blew up a building to celebrate the start of a fresh year. New Years Eve Vegas-style featured fireworks and dynamite and police and drunk people in the street and everything. Perhaps some contemplation was involved as well, but it’s hard to top that, even during subsequent Las Vegas NYEs. Although admittedly I frequently stay in on New Years or spend it with just a few close friends and family members. Ringing in the New Year and celebrating my birthday are primarily my bi-yearly personal performance evaluations. Basically, I like to use those dates as opportunities to reflect on how I am doing at achieving what I’d like to and I usually set goals on the New Year.

This New Years, I recommend avoiding a hangover and curling up with access to both all the BlueBlood VIP sites and ErotiBPM for $1 each. You can always have a champagne brunch tomorrow with what you saved. Just sign up on the BlueBlood.com sale page and check the box for EroticBPM when you enter your . . .

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• 17:18 Just finished being interviewed for trade pub. I am totally the sort of person I would want to know. 🙂 #
• 21:00 Going out on the town. Where the FUCK are my house keys? #
• 21:02 Ah, all is well. #

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• 13:09 @POPPORNBLOG Curse my late butt. #
• 13:50 @lzrbnny Contracts are supposed to be for ALL parties involved. Good contract should be good for site & talent. Just a written promise. #
• 13:51 @Very_Wiley Fuck, hard to get Twit-tone uncaffeinated. Need to stop emailing people butts and make a damn iced latte before it is too late. #
• 13:52 Justin Moore Retro Tight Jeans and Muscular Babes tinyurl.com/95kf69 my thoughts & video vixens video #
• 04:07 Darklady Empire of Pleasure New Years Eve tinyurl.com/8676od #

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Watched King of the Hill.

Finished reading beautiful Blake Nelson novel.

Finished a bunch of work I’m very satisfied with the results on.

Made to-do list for tomorrow today.

Really need to get some sleep.

A lot of things are going extra-awesome this holiday season, yet I am suffused with worry, stress, and doubt. The stress is kinda normal for me, but the worry and doubt are not and they really do kinda suck.

Really really need to get some sleep.

Raise your hand if your schedule is hosed.

Yesterday was a hard day, but I somehow managed to get a lot done anyway. Kind of exhausted but having trouble settling down after such a long day.

Dark New Years Eve

by Amelia G : December 29th, 2008

If I were in Portland for NYE, I can guarantee that I would be at Darklady’s Empire of Pleasure New Year’s Eve. If you’ve ever read the words in an adult publication, you are most likely familiar with Darklady’s work. She is a successful prolific journalist and sexpert and knows so much about so many of my favorite things. She describes her areas of expertise as “adult entertainment industry, free speech, internet technology, and alternative sexuality” and I’d have to agree that is deliciously accurate.

What you may not know is that Darklady Productions, Inc. also produces a series of good events for the perverse. We’ve got a little taster gallery of event photos from her Burlesque-a-thon themed 2008 Portland Masturbate-a-thon and her 2007 NYE Masquerade. I’m always down for wearing giant hoop skirts which knock everything over, although, because I don’t have a real hat head, sometimes crowns can be difficult to fit. Tiaras work fine though. Yes, I’m planning an outfit in my head for an Empire of Pleasure themed event I probably won’t be in town to attend; I work too much, but it sounds really fun. Darklady described the theme, saying:

“The snows are melting and Darklady’s Empire of Pleasure has physical, emotional and spiritual warmth to spare. Pay homage to empires past, present and future while lovingly indulging your senses in celebration of life and the coming New Year. Darklady’s Empire of Pleasure pays homage to days past, present and future that shape us. Whether your favorite “imperial” spreads like butter or starred Shaka Zulu, the Son of Heaven, the Chrysanthemum Throne, Imperium Romanum, Stormtroopers or genuinely Byzantine thinking, Darklady invites you to lovingly indulge in a celebration of the senses and New Year.”

They will also have giveaways from . . .

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Justin Moore Retro Tight Jeans and Muscular Babes

by Amelia G : December 28th, 2008

Every now and then, I will use my TiVo to download a bunch of music videos. I download a bit of everything and then watch them briskly and efficiently. No reality programming in between. No commercials. If I don’t like the beginning of a music video, I fast forward to the mid-point to see if it gets better once it gets going. If not, I’m on to the next one.

I never heard of Justin Moore before, but I just got through playing his “Back That Thing Up” video about five gajillion times. “Back That Thing Up” has what Tapeheads fans would know to call serious production values. For those of you who must shamefacedly admit to never having seen Tapeheads, allow me to illustrate:

Mo Fuzz: All this video is missing is production values.
Ivan Alexeev, Josh Tager: Production values?
Mo Fuzz: Yeah. Tits and ass.

If muscles on video vixens and tight faded jeans on singer boys are coming back in style, I think I owe some deity a sacrificial goat now! Maybe two goats for the drummer still having tattoos and a mohawk. If “Back That Thing Up” is representative of Justin Moore’s body of work, he falls somewhere between Brooks & Dunn and Garth Brooks on one side and Motley Crue and AC/DC on the other. There are at least as many appalling sexual double entendres in “Back That Thing Up” as there are in “Big Balls”. I loathe puns. Unless they are sex puns. Then I love them.

Justin Moore has a mischievous smile, an easy charismatic stance and delivery style, and a smooth Southern voice both speaking and singing. Justin Moore has enormous star quality and looks really good in tight faded jeans and a cowboy hat. I usually don’t like cowboy hats (even though my foot was once photographed with one for Playboy.) He has an . . .

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• 20:25 @Very_Wiley Are your coffee maker and espresso machine both broken? #
• 20:26 @BellaVendetta66 Mmmm, crab. #
• 20:27 @ForrestBlack I vote you make it. #
• 20:33 Watched music videos. Got work done. Now I am going to get Pinkberry! #
• 00:50 @ChadSavage I actually liked Very Bad Things except for the last few minutes which were tonally different from the rest of the flick. #
• 00:51 @melissagira I followed you out of positivity, just so ya know 🙂 #
• 01:42 @LAsnark Justin Moore "Back That Thing Up" tinyurl.com/95kf69 delivers production vals Hinder is purported to. #

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• 12:34 @malixe Sometimes I check my friends on LJ and sometimes on Twitter and sometimes on Facebook & I really like info on all and loathe cuts. #
• 12:34 @lamaupin Maybe your laptop wants you to take a break? #
• 12:35 @jonnodotcom Why would Dunkin Donuts put calorie counts on the menu? That’s just wrong. #
• 12:37 @BillBrent Merry merry. LOL #
• 12:38 @ForrestBlack Really? I totally love it when someone brings me up and then whines when I respond. #

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• 16:40 @jaemsdotorg Aw thanks 🙂 #
• 16:42 Thought for the day: Why doesn’t TV network hire me for big $ if they want my stuff? Why do people w/budgets steal & violate copyright? #
• 00:18 @TheDarklady How does one tell the difference between columns for a Roman or a Greek bacchanal? Send me PR on NYE. Sounds intriguing. #
• 00:20 @ChadSavage @lamaupin Hi, I just saw Sisters FTW in hating one’s audience. Who are y’all thinking of in horror? #
• 00:21 @lamaupin They are still just a friend. Unless you wake up with holes in your dancing shoes. And splam in your hair. #
• 00:24 @lzrbnny 140 characters is hard for complexities, but I’m not following. You know I have no objection to contract girls, right? #
• 00:30 @BillBrent Not Xmas-y, but, holy bromeliads, that is beautiful! #
• 00:32 @ChadSavage I grow weary of people who imagine teh seks in everything I do, but communication to people who get it is half the point of art #
• 00:32 @ChadSavage So it sounds like a truism, but people should appreciate being appreciated. #

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• 08:12 Alaska vs. Snowzilla tinyurl.com/snowzilla-alaska #
• 09:13 Hunky Santa and the Candy Cane Girls tinyurl.com/hunky-santa-candy-cane #

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