Fucking Dodgeball

I just found out that a business event I was planning to go to is going to feature dodgeball games.

When I was in second grade, I taught a Japanese boy to read English. The first English words he was comfortable saying in public were “You out!” in dodgeball. Because I liked working with Seiko, I feel a mild positive association with this.

I also enjoyed the movie with Vince Vaugn and Ben Stiller well enough.

But DODGEBALL? Now? For grown-ass real-life businesspeople??? WTF?