• 14:20 Do you ever look at real estate listings in Bumfuck like they are porn? Oh yeah, uhm, me neither. Well, maybe sometimes. #
  • 14:24 @cursebird Noooooooooo, Curse Bird can’t be gone. Any chance you’d like to find the rude parrot measure a good home? #
  • 14:29 @Very_Wiley Hmm, what would constitute climax in this instance? Approved mortgage to live some place unfortunate? Or, ya know, orgasm? #
  • 14:35 I’m looking forward to the season opener of @TrueBloodHBO today, but fear it won’t hold up well following @GameOfThrones #

These are the Tweets of the Starship Amelia G from Blue Blood.